What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
C**trated.
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.
2007-11-22 01:14:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA,HA,HA,HA,LOL.......I loved the jokes,at least something made me laugh today.A big yellow star for you.
2007-11-22 02:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by PatriciaLIrishladypat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-11-22 01:20:43 · answer #2 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the last one. hahaha
2007-11-22 01:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny lol
2007-11-22 01:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke ha ha ha ,,,,have a star,,
2007-11-22 01:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋