A secretary comes in late for work for the third day in a row,
so her boss calls her into his office.
"Look, Sharon, " he says irritably. "I
know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over.
I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee
around here. Who told you that, just because we had an affair,
you could come and go as you please around here?"
Sharon lights up a cigarette and says, "My lawyer."
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A blonde woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny
object, she asks, "What is that?"
The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."
The blonde then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things
cold." So she buys one.
The next day, she brings it to work with her. Her boss, also
a blonde, asks, "What is that shiny object?"
She replies "It's a thermos."
He asks, "What does it do?"
2007-11-22 01:13:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things
cold." He then asks, "What do you have in there?"
"Two cups of coffee and an ice cream."
2007-11-22 01:14:14 · update #1
Oldies but goodies. I am blonde and I love the jokes.
2007-11-22 01:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 09:18:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol funny ones
2007-11-22 09:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny lol*
2007-11-22 23:59:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,funny
2007-11-23 14:17:23 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes! funny and clever.
2007-11-22 09:32:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
star4u
2007-11-22 09:37:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!!
2007-11-22 09:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by Marie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋