Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's s*x drive by 90%!!! Its called wedding cake.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man have rested.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified. In read: "Wife Wanted" The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
What do you call a woman who just lost 90% of her intelligence? Divorced.
2007-11-22 01:20:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When the wife is away
The husband will play.
Lol
2007-11-22 01:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is Blasphemy, Allah does not allow such, all who live life well are admitted by Allah, the Infidel has eternal agony of death, the true believer has true joy and pleasure beyond anything which earthbound dwellers can imagine. The story of St Pter is Kintergarten tale. You should show respect to Allah, In my home city people have throat slit for less.
2016-04-05 03:20:39 · answer #2 · answered by Beverly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 and 5 were very funny! The rest were a bit poor, but then I am a woman! Lol!
2007-11-22 01:25:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, they're all funny!
I thought so anyway and I'm a woman :)
2007-11-22 01:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by Ehryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want your wife to come back. just kidding they are funny
2007-11-22 01:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! that was good..i m a girl myself but i found the second one and fourth ones good
2007-11-22 01:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by puppy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny.
2007-11-22 01:24:42 · answer #7 · answered by Paul S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved them all
2007-11-22 02:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny. Where did you get all these? =)
2007-11-22 01:28:09 · answer #9 · answered by myuniquestyle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok man lets get it on!!!
2007-11-22 01:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋