Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers will go away.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Q: How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t...there is a clock on the oven.
Q: Why do men pass gas more than women?
A: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q: Why were shopping carts invented?
A: To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
2007-11-22 01:28:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz
2007-11-22 01:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by Crazy_Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-22 09:35:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ta
2007-11-22 09:50:10 · answer #3 · answered by julz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all very funny A gut can get in allot of trouble for the Shopping
cart I a whole lot
2007-11-22 10:14:57 · answer #4 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even women can appreciate that these are too funny.
2007-11-22 09:33:09 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only one that i groaned at instead of laughed was the smaller feet one
2007-11-22 09:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by kevin and jenna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our turn now............... I like that. hahaha those are great. Well I found them funny. Lol
2007-11-22 09:31:54 · answer #7 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny!
2007-11-22 09:41:43 · answer #8 · answered by garchompagin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good ones, made my wife laugh!
2007-11-22 09:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by josh k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋