As Camilla was making last minute preparations to walk
down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow
her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When
the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room,
right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla
flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes
off, my feet are killing me." The ever obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe
with vigour, but it was stuck fast. "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!", the Prince yelled
back, "It's just so bloody tight! "Come on! Give it all you've got!" There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,
"There! That's it! Oh, that feels good! Oh that
feels SOOO good!" In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip
and said,
2007-11-22
02:10:53
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