A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny
passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her
body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several
times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw
himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning:
"Ohh, I need a bike! Ahh, I need a bike!"
2007-11-22 02:13:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!
one of da best jokes eva!!
xx
2007-11-22 02:17:32 · answer #1 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I fail to see how looking at facts and using logic could be considered "wishful thinking" or somehow inferior to believing in adult fairy tales. Your statement is nothing more than switching words around and a failed attempt at seeming intelligent, not logic as you claim. You failed. Also I cant help but notice that you have no reason for the position you take, instead simply countering a question with the same question thrown back. Who told you this is the proper way to answer an inquiry? God can not exist simply because you think or believe one does. There is no proof or universal need for a god, this is why many of us do not believe. This means we have looked at evidence and lack of evidence, scientific discoveries about the world, read the bible and many other religious text and historical documents, and participated in lots of self searching. How could this possibly make us less intelligent or capable of logical thoughts than a person like you who believes without proof, has no proof, doesn't care about proof and probably doesn't even know what that word really means. You believe blindly and that is stupid.
2016-05-25 00:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 03:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brill!!
10/10 + *
2007-11-22 04:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha love little johnny jokes they my fav have a star
2007-11-22 02:18:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another funny one.
2007-11-22 02:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10,star,very funny.
2007-11-23 06:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brrilliant
love little johnny jokes
star time.
2007-11-22 16:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that was really funny! x
2007-11-22 02:34:38 · answer #9 · answered by lasticlegs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! LOL! Very funny!
2007-11-22 02:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!
I'm sure the mother was very suprised!
2007-11-22 02:30:59 · answer #11 · answered by Peyton(: 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋