As Camilla was making last minute preparations to walk
down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow
her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When
the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room,
right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla
flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes
off, my feet are killing me." The ever obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe
with vigour, but it was stuck fast. "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!", the Prince yelled
back, "It's just so bloody tight! "Come on! Give it all you've got!" There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,
"There! That's it! Oh, that feels good! Oh that
feels SOOO good!" In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip
and said,
2007-11-22 02:10:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"See, I told you that with a face like that,
she was still a virgin." Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the
left shoe."Oh, my God, darling! This one's even
tighter!", exclaimed the heir to the throne. At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's
my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
2007-11-22 02:11:09 · update #1
LOL I LOVED IT HAVE A STAR LOL IT WAS WORTH THE READ HEHE
2007-11-22 02:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love all of Ray Charles Songs.
2016-04-05 03:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old slapper Cowzilla is said to be a freak in the bedroom. She is a domineering **** to Charles.
2014-11-04 18:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 02:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rude but funny!!
2007-11-22 08:41:28 · answer #5 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaa lmfao have a star x
2007-11-22 03:01:40 · answer #6 · answered by traceydavo07 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha very good!
2007-11-22 02:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,very funny
2007-11-23 06:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'll have to get back to you on that one....lol. cheers..i'm sure it's hilarious joke...most of them are!!!
2007-11-22 13:10:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I taught him how to ride, don't you know
2007-11-22 02:18:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋