All categories - 12 November 2007

2007-11-12 03:04:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

What are the top 3 things you want.
I always have a hard time shopping for my wife and yet she doesn't like gift cards.

2007-11-12 03:03:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Basically I have this dilemma, should I go with an open source language like php or use Microsoft's asp.net. What are the ramifications of choosing the language based on this? What are your thoughts on this? Thank you.

2007-11-12 03:03:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He =
immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.


"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
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but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll =
tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't
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quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their =

place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."=20


OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to
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the first room.


In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in,
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and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and
surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.


"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't
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think I could do that all day long."


The devil led him to the door of the next room.


In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All
he =
did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is
no=20
good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
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agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.=20


The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying
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on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in
a=20
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
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does best.


OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man,
I =
can handle this."




The devil smiled and said . . . . . =20




(This is priceless)




"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

2007-11-12 03:03:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

2007-11-12 03:03:48 · 16 answers · asked by . 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I am the maid of honor for my friend's wedding. I was planning on hosting one of her 3 showers (3!). One of the other bridesmaids has recently started to change my plans for the shower and take over planning. She decided it should be a couples shower for 20 couples, should be held at her house, and should have a casino, "lucky in love" theme. While this could be a fun shower, it is not the shower that I would ever choose to give. I am single and don't exactly want to be the only single person at this couples shower where we all celebrate how lucky in love everybody but me seems to be. And I'd rather not let the other bridesmaid have it at her house, because then she really is the host, and if I do all the work she will still get all the credit.

Am I being silly? Should I just let the other bridesmaid take over? I don't want to have a fight with her, and I don't want to add to the bride's stress by having two fighting bridesmaids.

2007-11-12 03:03:39 · 18 answers · asked by Carrie O'Labrador 4 in Weddings

There has been a long debate on whether or not my family is part spanish or not. Where can I go to find a DNA test to find out for sure.

2007-11-12 03:03:24 · 9 answers · asked by John S 1 in Genealogy

I LIKE IT IN GRAAAAAY
http://www.oldnavy.com/browse/product.do?cid=37583&pid=522204&scid=522204002

2007-11-12 03:03:22 · 61 answers · asked by Alex B 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I hate the beatles music. Overrated pop ****. But for a reason I cant understand everyone loves them. why is this?
I think the red hot chili peppers, rage against the machine, nirvana, metallica, the fray, NIN are way better bands than the stupid beatles

2007-11-12 03:03:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 03:03:11 · 3 answers · asked by ChuckBoutwell 2 in Languages

2007-11-12 03:03:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok so heres the deal. about 2 months ago my credit score was a 690 (experian) and there is not one thing on my credit report derogatory, past due, or negative. everything on my credit report is GREEN (which means everything is current and OK), i have never been in collections, or past due. I had bought a car back in september and my credit score suddenly shot down from 690 to a 580. The dealership sent my application to 10 different banks that then ran my credit 10 times. I know this is a factor, but still...my credit score should not have went all the way down to a 580. What can i do about this? i need to know because me and my fiance went to purchase a motorcycle and they declined (not denied for any specific reason) the application. Thats how i found out that my credit score was a 580. What can i do about this situation, and can i take legal action against the dealership? What could have been the reason that my credit score shot down dramatically?

2007-11-12 03:03:02 · 5 answers · asked by PrinCipeSSa ItaLiAnA 3 in Credit

Played 1 MLB season. (7 games)
AL Team
Before they were the Yankees.
Outfielder.
Named after a popular ice cream bar.

Hint: What would you do?

2007-11-12 03:02:44 · 4 answers · asked by gosuleague 2 in Baseball

2007-11-12 03:02:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-11-12 03:02:33 · 7 answers · asked by fl_state_of_mind_85 2 in Biology

By the sheer volume of women who post "Could I be pragnante?" I'd say not that many people in the WORLD could be unsure of how sex and conception work.

It has to be that they're just excited to have had sex and *that* is why they post, basically, just to let the proverbial world know. Does this sound right?

*pregnant is misspelled on purpose :)*

2007-11-12 03:02:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it because I am married? Well, I am seperated...why should that make a difference?

2007-11-12 03:02:23 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

please help me!! i really want healthy and clear skin......and if u have used it...how long does it take to start noticing results??

2007-11-12 03:01:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

I know this is kind of a dumb question, but does anyone know where I can take skiing lessons in Texas? Preferably Dallas area. Thanks!

2007-11-12 03:01:44 · 3 answers · asked by pinklove7 2 in Snow Skiing

If that was true and he remained a virgin until the day he died, then I just don't understand why he would pass up a great opportunity. Maybe up there in Heaven there is a level where you get to experience stuff where it feels like you're alive like right now and you have unlimited power to experience all of your fantasies.


Also, I believe there must be sex in Heaven because this guy makes more sense to me than anybody here who's answered my questions here in this section about this subject,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XOwaU-oPtc0

2007-11-12 03:01:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Is there any company out there that will pay all your bills and let them pay them a monthly amount? I'm in debt and just don't make enough money each month to pay all of my past due amounts and pay all my current bills. Someone told me that there were companys out there that will pay all your debt off and you pay them does anyone know of one? I'm about 15.000 in debt. Need help don't want my credit to get any worse. Can anyone help? Any suggests would be great. Thanks in advance!

2007-11-12 03:01:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

ever since then something has been bothering me. i left thinking that i may worship more than one God. not literally. but the pastor said anything that takes most of your time/money etc is your idol.. i looked at my life and i spend the majority of the time looking for a husband and trying to start a family and consumed with one particular guy.... does this mean i do? Im confused.. and worried..

2007-11-12 03:00:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

what have you gotten for your kids so far in regards to christmas gifts? I have gotten my 9 yr old daughter a trampoline, electric scooter, round and round playset, 2 webkinz animals, 1 shinning stars animals, lizard and bug habitat, hannah montana sing along microphone, hsm dancemat, jack russel robo dog, paws off diary and plug in game littlest pet shop

2007-11-12 03:00:42 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Sexy Mama of 2 cuties♥ 7 in Christmas

When I shave above the eyes and around the muzzle, do I go with the hair or against it? I have always been a little afraid to razor her but I really should for my Halter class. Some people make like a heart shape to where just above the muzzle, a small peak is made... is that better or just to go all around?

2007-11-12 03:00:38 · 4 answers · asked by fancigal 3 in Horses

I'm a Christian,Jesus-freak, "no fun"(lol I can't imagine that!), hypocrite, bible lover and whatever the world whats to view me as but its okay because no one can change my love to God. But I can't see why people can't understand when they ask me "what religion are you?" and my answer surprise them with "I don't have one, I have a relationship with God". So this is my question. Does anyone understand what it is to be non-dogmatic, non-religious, bible believer only?
I just believe that Religion is a seperation of God, not as being close to him and knowing that he is our father, that we need a person to repent and feel better just go straight to the source.

2007-11-12 03:00:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Or had a question answered by Spider?
Does Spider only come out at night when I'm not on here, or does he or she crawl around in the daylight unseen by the human eye?
I'm just curious because as much as I am on here for Spider to be a top answerer I have not seen hide nor leg of him (or her).

2007-11-12 03:00:18 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Erica♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Or just content? Or miserable? Can we really be happy?

2007-11-12 03:00:17 · 30 answers · asked by . 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://swz.salary.com/salarywizard/layouthtmls/swzl_compresult_national_RD14000023.html
what does the 75th ile represent
Where could i go for the 75th ile

and extra
Do zoologist have to work at the zoo
and
if they dont does it affect their salary

2007-11-12 03:00:16 · 1 answers · asked by Crocs rule 1 in Zoology

i am 14 and i am trying to grow my hair and my parents are divorced i see my dad every wednesday and every other weekend my mom and her family are cool with it and my dad hates the idea he says i have 2 sons not a daughter and a son my older brother is 16 and everyone loves him and he has a clean hair cut my brother backs me up on this i grew my hair a year ago and my dad used to tease me but i just ignored it how can i convince him he is a strong christian man every time my brother goes to the barber he say ur up next but i say i dont want a hair cut he gives me a bunch of crap and we go home how can i CONVNICE him

2007-11-12 03:00:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family