All categories - 12 November 2007

Other than that 1+ hour video by Bill Wiese where he goes into detail about Hell, I just saw a quick video about "90 Minutes in Heaven" by Don Piper and he said in a quick 2 minute video that up there, that everybody was singing church songs all at the same time simultaneously... If Heaven AND Hell have to be exactly like Bill Wiese and Don Piper explain them and have to be like that 24/7 forever and ever, then I'm not thrilled about either place at all.



BUT..., God is the "Great Creator" up there in Heaven, so he gets to do whatever he wants up there and fulfill all of his fantasies at anytime, right? So why can't I?

2007-11-12 02:56:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What brand?

2007-11-12 02:56:16 · 15 answers · asked by - 3 in Polls & Surveys

acknowledge even this simple fact.

Why do you suppose that is:

1 - it doesn't conform to their world view so it can't be so?
2 - it would mean saying George Bush was right and they'll never go there?
3 - after all the caterwauling about "We can't win!", "It costs too much!", "It's all about the oil!", and on and on, agreeing even remotely that anything is going right over there will bring up too much (more) bile?
4 - simple lack of maturity regardless of their chronological age?
5 - too many years being brought up in environments where they're never wrong (read: mommy never uttered the word "No", coaches declared that all competitors were "winners", and teachers told all students that their work was created equal)?

Feel free to offer your own suggestions.

Whatever the reason, it's remarkable that these characters expect (yes, expect, not want) to be taken seriously on such a serious matter as war.

2007-11-12 02:56:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html

Mine:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
3. Liberal Quakers (73%)
4. Nontheist (72%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (71%)

2007-11-12 02:55:51 · 17 answers · asked by mom2jjorion 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I wrote this poem probably 15 years ago and just came across it again. I never finished it because I could find a word that rhymes with Envy and even to this day I can't think of anything.
Any suggestions?

green of grass covered by leaves.
green of a shamrock flattened by feet.
green of a meadow drowned by rain.
green as a face riddled with pain.
green as mold grown in a dish.
green as avarice felt in a wish.
green as envy
green as ???

I could change envy to Jealousy, but what could I use with Jealousy?

2007-11-12 02:55:51 · 6 answers · asked by Sptfyr 7 in Poetry

I'm thinking of putting up sage, peach or burgundy and white drapes?

If you can send me the sites with the color schemes or room displays.

2007-11-12 02:55:45 · 8 answers · asked by Y_aurora 3 in Decorating & Remodeling

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walk past the TV the whole episode was over.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she stand on the weighing scale I can see my phone number.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she climb the glass wall to see what’s on the other side.

Yo momma’s so fat, her polo shirt uses a real horse.

Yo momma’s so old, she knew the beetles when they were new kids on the block.

Yo momma’s so lame, even the wheelchair-guy’s jealous.

Yo momma’s so fat, by the time she learns how to jump, pigs will fly.

Yo momma’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the doctor's office, they weighed her on the Richter scale.

Yo momma’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo momma so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she demanded a refund because she was given a donut with a hole in it.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a fish.

Yo mommas so stupid, she stole a free sample

2007-11-12 02:55:42 · 7 answers · asked by Gratitude 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-12 02:55:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics

or are you guys at work?

2007-11-12 02:55:17 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

which are good ones?

2007-11-12 02:55:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

Very easy...

If you hit the ball of a fielder into the stands what is it?

Foul territory

2007-11-12 02:55:07 · 5 answers · asked by iknowsports 3 in Baseball

Than having your ceremony at maybe a park, beach, country club or someone's yard.

I just got engaged and i want to start planning my wedding.
Any idea's on how to have a Great wedding at a Small price.

thanks in advance!

2007-11-12 02:54:50 · 10 answers · asked by sylvia713 2 in Weddings

This question is not for children just adults old enough to marry
also those who married and regret it
also for those who dont beleive in marriage . I told all my friends that marriage counts Im willing to hear im wron No problem I am also willing to hear im right too.

2007-11-12 02:54:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

hey i need nice, unique middle names for these..and no common names like mary,rose,jane,etc.etc please!!
*Valencia*
*Valeni*
*Trixie*
*Trycia*(pronouced as tricia)
*Rienne*
*Rynette*
and the last name is Guerra..

2007-11-12 02:54:31 · 14 answers · asked by *-sherri -* 2 in Baby Names

First of all,
Thank You all for your sacrafice for America. Whether you are a dem, lib, con, rep, ind., etc, I want to thank you.
Second, do you find it disgraceful, like I do, that we have "Veteran's Day Sales", or other ways to trivialize holidays by having a 20% off sale?
This is how America honors its heroes??
Or am I just overreacting???

Thank You, Again!

2007-11-12 02:54:17 · 21 answers · asked by Supercell 5 in Politics

http://www.internetrends.com/icebergs0713.jpg

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/51362833.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE2F7DA0249F843079A40A659C

i think shes very pretty

2007-11-12 02:54:08 · 55 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 02:53:46 · 28 answers · asked by superestmommy 2 in Baby Names

In relation to my last question.....

Same girl... could you please rate again on a scale of 1 to 10 in attractiveness - k thanks.

Also... if rating her differently...what conclusions do you draw?

2007-11-12 02:53:44 · 34 answers · asked by Narky 5 in Other - Beauty & Style

If radioactive materiel has a half life, that allows you to date its age does this imply?
Its Decay started at a specific moment in time?
So I was wondering how did things start being radioactive?
Is there a moment or process identifiable with the start of this decay?

Or are radioactive substances in a state of decay from the moment they come into existence?

2007-11-12 02:53:39 · 17 answers · asked by Link strikes back 6 in Religion & Spirituality

my 1995 mercury Grand Marquis 186,845 is leaking oil is really pourin between the filter and the block only after the car has been sitting for about 6 or more hours

2007-11-12 02:53:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-11-12 02:53:29 · 274 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

George and Laura are at the first baseball game of the season. Suddenly George grabs Laura by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field.
The stunned umpire shouted, “No, Mr. President! I said, ‘Throw the first pitch!’

2007-11-12 02:53:23 · 10 answers · asked by . 6 in Jokes & Riddles

can you actually buy this film on dvd or what?

2007-11-12 02:53:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Liberals are perennially enraged that Republicans are allowed to talk back. For years, this wasn't a problem, because, in Lenin's immortal words, they had seized the telegraph office. There were only three TV stations, three major newspapers, and a handful of national magazines, all run by liberals. But at least since Rush Limbaugh got a microphone, liberals haven't been able to make arguments in a vacuum.

2007-11-12 02:52:59 · 25 answers · asked by DANCER 2 in Politics

Can you name anyone other than Kerry who got shot 3 times on 3 separate occasions and didn't have at least one of the wounds be serious?

What are the odds of that happening?

Is that man lucky or what?

2007-11-12 02:52:55 · 13 answers · asked by Duminos 2 in Politics

I realize I don't have history with them and it may take years for things to settle in and know what role I will play in their lives and for them to trust me...but I'd appreciate thoughts about how to proceed until then, e.g. wanting to get to know them better, giving advice, correcting their children's behavior, etc.

2007-11-12 02:52:46 · 21 answers · asked by dingding 7 in Marriage & Divorce

I'm thinking of studying in Adelaide next year and would like to know about the place. Is it safe for international students? If you do know about Unisa (University of South Australia) can you give me some info about it please. Thx.

2007-11-12 02:52:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in South Australia (Adelaide)

Let's have a look:

*OSU Football got smashed by Florida in the title game
*OSU Basketball got smashed by Florida in the title game
*Cleveland Cavaliers got swept by San Antonio in the Finals
*Cleveland Indians choked away a 3-1 series to the Red Sox
*Cleveland Browns wasted a first round draft pick on Brady Quinn when they already had a stud QB in Derek Anderson

Wow

I wouldn't be surprised if Ohio fans start offing themselves pretty soon.

I think the bad karma is due to them swinging the '04 election to Bush.

2007-11-12 02:52:32 · 22 answers · asked by Hustle & Dough 2 in Football (American)

As you know, London (Stratford) will be hosting the Olympic Games in
2012.

What you may not know, is that many of the famous events which go to
make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2012.

A copy of these changes has been leaked, and is reproduced below.

OPENING CEREMONY
The flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of the
area, in the traditional dress of balaclava and shell suit. The flame will be
contained in a large overturned police van situated on the roof of the
stadium.

THE EVENTS
In previous Olympic Games, East London's competitors have not been
particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the
events
have been altered slightly to the advantage of local athletes.

100 METRES SPRINT
Competitors will have to hold a video recorder and microwave oven (one
in each arm) and on the sound of the starting pistol, a police dog will be
released from a cage 10 yards behind the athletes.

110 METRES HURDLES
As above but with added obstacles (i.e. car bonnets, hedges, garden
fences, walls etc)

HAMMER
Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to
use (claw, sledge etc) the winner will be the one who can cause the most
physical damage within three attempts.

FENCING
Entrants will be asked to dispose of as many stolen goods as possible
in 5 minutes.

SHOOTING
A strong challenge is expected from local men in this event. The first
target will be a moving police van. In the second round, competitors
will aim at a post office clerk bank teller or securicor style wages delivery
man. The traditional ..22 rifle has been replaced in this event by a choice of
either a Browning automatic handgun or Sawn-off 12-bore shotgun.

BOXING
Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams, and
will take place on a Friday night. The husband will be given 15 pints of
lager while the wife will be told not to make him any tea when he gets home.
The bout will then commence.

CYCLING TIME TRIALS
Competitors will be asked to break into the University bike shed and
take an expensive mountain bike owned by some mummy's boy on his first trip away
from home. All against the clock.

CYCLING PURSUIT
As above, but the bike will be owned by a visiting member of the
Australian rugby team, who will witness the theft.

MODERN PENTATHLON
Amended to include mugging, breaking and entering, flashing, joyriding
and arson.

SWIMMING EVENTS
All waterways are currently being tested for toxicity levels, once one
is found that can support human life, swimming events will be organised,
please note that the Synchronised Swimming even for this year will comprise of
dropping acid and watching all the funky ripples on the pool, the
specific
musical support to this event will be provided by "The Verve".

THE MARATHON
A safe route has yet to be decided.

MEN'S 50km WALK
Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled as the police cannot
guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of East London, especially
anyone that appears to be mincing ...

THE CLOSING CEREMONY
Entertainment will include formation rave dancing by members of the
Stratford Health in the Community anti-drug campaigners, synchronised
rock throwing, and music by the Ilford community choir. The flame will be
extinguished by police riot water cannon following inevitable pitch
invasion by a confused West Ham organised hooliganism club. The stadium itself
will then be boarded up before the local athletes break into it and remove
all the copper piping and the central heating boiler.

Late News:
Apparently Liverpool were set to put in a bid very similar to the
above but with the Pentathlon modified to include: Killing a spouse, digging a
hole, burying the body, laying a patio and the strangely named 'Calm Down'
contest.

To guarantee the entry of any Mancunian athletes at all, Drugs testing
has been waived this year.

2007-11-12 02:52:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles