Yo momma’s so fat, when she walk past the TV the whole episode was over.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she stand on the weighing scale I can see my phone number.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she climb the glass wall to see what’s on the other side.
Yo momma’s so fat, her polo shirt uses a real horse.
Yo momma’s so old, she knew the beetles when they were new kids on the block.
Yo momma’s so lame, even the wheelchair-guy’s jealous.
Yo momma’s so fat, by the time she learns how to jump, pigs will fly.
Yo momma’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the doctor's office, they weighed her on the Richter scale.
Yo momma’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo momma so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she demanded a refund because she was given a donut with a hole in it.
Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a fish.
Yo mommas so stupid, she stole a free sample
2007-11-12 02:55:42 · 7 answers · asked by Gratitude 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really funnny!!!!
loved them all!!!!
Wicked!! Givving you a star!!!
2007-11-12 04:00:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The ones that I haven't heard before were okay (all 2 of them...)
2007-11-12 03:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what was the point in writing all that out
2007-11-16 02:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is disrespectful, but some were funny... but they are still bad.
2007-11-12 03:54:55 · answer #4 · answered by SNSDfann2 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Pathetic!!!!!!
2007-11-12 03:03:16 · answer #5 · answered by Petero 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
haha
2007-11-12 03:10:08 · answer #6 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
This is disrespectful to mothers everywhere.
2007-11-12 03:02:20 · answer #7 · answered by pete 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋