do you think Oj believes in the devil?

Question

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He =
immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.


"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
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but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll =
tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't
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quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
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place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."=20


OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to
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the first room.


In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in,
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and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and
surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.


"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't
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think I could do that all day long."


The devil led him to the door of the next room.


In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All
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did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is
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good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
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agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.=20


The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying
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on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in
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spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
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does best.


OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man,
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can handle this."




The devil smiled and said . . . . . =20




(This is priceless)




"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

Answer 1

lol that's crazy!

Answer 2

Atheist. An agnostic is an atheist with out the intestinal fortitude to admit it in public. "A - Theist" skill no longer Theistic. meaning "with out theism". no longer the comparable as 'believing' there is no longer a god. only no longer bothering to have self belief there is one. it somewhat is a diffused distinction, yet an substantial one. A -gnostic would advise "with out gnosticism". The Gnostics have been a particular form of religion.

Answer 3

dude u messed it up with all the numbers and = signs

Answer 4

lol!