All categories - 8 November 2007

2007-11-08 22:12:16 · 3 answers · asked by foxfoxcar 1 in History

Why do we have to send our soldiers overseas when war is not a threat to us? My community has just lost an Australian soldier in Dili Timor. WHY? That is the question my son is asking tonight. The soldier in question was only 20

2007-11-08 22:12:15 · 13 answers · asked by jojammum48 4 in Military

They did not use contraceptives... and the guy came inside the girl...

2007-11-08 22:11:44 · 19 answers · asked by vasto lorde 1 in Women's Health

Hold mouse up to ear like a cell phone and yell "I can't hear you!!! You're going to have to speak louder!"

Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, "These new games are incredible!"

Practice 'spinning mouse mat on index finger' globe trotter routine.

Put your monitor's contrast and brightness on full. With wide open eyes yell "It's going to implode!"

Tell the cashier you wish to redeem your free 1000 hours and hand him a bag full of collected AOL promo CD's.

Typing hard and loudly looking behind you yell, "STOP MAKING ME TYPE THIS - IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE!"

Sit at the web terminal... without a chair.

Wheel your leather executive chair into Internet cafe and up to the computer with the largest monitor. Sit down, turn to the person next to you handing them a stack of papers, "Get these photocopied right away, the president wants them by end of day."

Direct the web cam to your exposed erect c*ck.

Casually look around the room for people in chat rooms, log into the same chat room and after a brief and somewhat disturbing conversation state "Your blue jeans go well with your white shirt."

Use computer's speakers to play collection of Sesame Street MP3's.

Dress up in ragged and worn clothes. Walk into an Internet cafe that uses Windows with squeegee and bucket, begin to squeegee monitors for spare change.

Draw two red lines on either end of the floor with a marker, recruit other interested racers and rev up your wheelie chairs.

Turn off the lights and have a Star Wars light sabre moment with your optical mouse. (Darth Vader sounds are encouraged for extra fun).

Show up in hand cuffs and gagged mouth. Use foot to navigate mouse and visit 'escaped fugitives guide' web site.

Put 1.44 disk in drive and have person next to you do the same. Place bets and EJECT - furthest disk is the winner!

In the middle of writing an email, turn monitor off and sigh "Ahhh not again!!!", turn monitor back on and utter "Oh thank god!". Repeat until you see concerned faces.

2007-11-08 22:11:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i got married at arya samaj 2 days before and at the time of marriage i had my passport (for my address proof) but it has my old address and hence the arya samaj marriage certificate issued had my old address,but now i want to register my marriage using my voter identity card (has new address) for my permanent address proof as it carries my new address, i want to know would there be a problem at the time of marriage registration as the addresses are different?

2007-11-08 22:11:24 · 4 answers · asked by rami77 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I desperately want some romance in my life! My man just doesn't seem to get the hint though. When I ask him to take a candle-lit bath with me he seems to think I'm strange. I think its beautiful. Sometimes I get the feeling that he can't be naked around me without it leading somewhere. Maybe he thinks its not manly to be romantic? How do I get it across to him that its ok to show that side of him?

2007-11-08 22:10:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I just don't understand @ all. I remember from my Catholic history books & I saw the movie called "Passion Of The Christ". It was the Romans who killed Jusus. The was no "Jewish soldier" @ that time. There was a painting picture that a Roman soldier who struck Jesus with the spear.

It was the damn Romans right???

2007-11-08 22:10:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

for help because of the stress they cause to others? So now the vast majority have to pussyfoot around and get stressed instead?

2007-11-08 22:10:30 · 13 answers · asked by D B 6 in Politics

Subway, Starbucks, McDonalds, Burger King, Hollywood films, Converse trainers, NY Yankees baseball caps, KFC, Ben & Jerry's, Haagen Daaz, hooded tops, Levi's, Lee or Wrangler jeans not to mention holidays to New York, Florida or LA

2007-11-08 22:10:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-08 22:09:18 · 2 answers · asked by tiga 1 in Drama

Who do you dislike most? Like the most? Are you happy Imus is coming back to radio next month?

2007-11-08 22:09:03 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hi, I'm planning to buy a property in west London. I,m not sure I can afford a brand new house. Any way currently I'm in a dilemma of choosing the house for living and selling after 5 or 6 yrs time. I was adviced by few people to buy brick houses between 1930 - 1960's. Then again some of my friends said not to buy 1960s - 1980s. Can you please tell me what kind of houses are better to buy new or old houses.I think its better to buy 1990s which is very hard to find in the market. Please let me know your advices ASAP.

2007-11-08 22:08:48 · 4 answers · asked by Sham 2 in Renting & Real Estate

What are fixes for hangover, the next morning? Lots of water? Tomato juice and tabasco? I don't know, I don't drink, but I want to help by finding out.

2007-11-08 22:08:37 · 17 answers · asked by Valeria 4 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Well i am 17 i go to college and i am redoing my first year their. I don't know anyone in college that would not be allowed out on a friday night, neither do i know anyone there who has to be ' allowed out ' by their parents. Most people i know are free to go out any night they want, my parents are always telling me i cant go out on college nights even though all my friends are out, and if i do manage to b allowed out 1 night i have to be back by half 9!!!!! And i get phone calls if im like 5 minutes late. I have been 'grounded' tonight and i think its very unfair on a friday night, and the reason for me being grounded is because i left them a note one weeknight saying i went out ad when i would be back,and apparantly this isnt good enough :S I hate not being given enough independence and it just makes me wanna get back at my parents and do bad things. Do you think my parents are to strict, and should i really still be getting grounded when im 17 and in college? its embarassing :( rik

2007-11-08 22:08:08 · 18 answers · asked by Rik M 1 in Family

Hi, I just got a dog 2 days ago to keep my jack russel company. She was a free to good home and is a 1y/o Maltese not spayed and lived with her mother and father (dogs) which are a breeding couple. When i got her, her fur had been let go and when i gave her a haircut i noticed she had enlared nipples that are seeping milk i cant feel anything in her belly, but arent completly sure what to feel for. Is she pregnant? if so how far do you think and also she must have bred with her father, will the puppies be ok?

2007-11-08 22:07:11 · 10 answers · asked by Firefly 1 in Dogs

me and my old best friend had a misunderstanding and we never bacame friends again. it really hurts me a lot because she is the only best friend that i had. an now i'm already recovering from that truama, i want to find a new best friend to fully recover. but the problem is, i don't know how to find a new best friend. so i want to know what are those criteria to find a new best friend. so please help me. :-)

2007-11-08 22:07:06 · 6 answers · asked by cetcabs_2oo6 1 in Friends

He will be 3 in february and for months now he crawls into our bed in the wee hours of the morning, between 1-3am usually I think. Most times I am so deeply asleep and so used to it, that I don't even wake up until I am so squashed in the middle I just can't sleep anymore. My back is always sore and I am now 5 weeks pregnant and have to get this problem sorted ASAP!!

What can I do to make sure he sleeps in his bed!!

2007-11-08 22:06:11 · 3 answers · asked by Cindy; mum to 3 monkeys! 7 in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-11-08 22:06:01 · 26 answers · asked by wha 3 in Religion & Spirituality

"That people who are foreigners and reside in a country for over 10 years still don't speak the language or don't even understand it ?"

2007-11-08 22:05:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what sOng wOUld u...prePare to plaY if yoU are in That siTuatiOn....

a.when waking up
b. preparing for a test
c.while studying
d. riding a bus
e. watching a baby crawl
f. welcoming a fried or relative at home
g. seeing someone you like(crush)
h. when going to bed

2007-11-08 22:05:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

can you show me a sample resume for someone without job experience and a highschool graduate only.. thanks a lot

2007-11-08 22:05:27 · 1 answers · asked by xbatio66 2 in Other - Careers & Employment

Is the FBI racist?

Do Hispanics commit more than their share of major crimes?

Or is this just by chance?

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/fugitives.htm

2007-11-08 22:05:02 · 7 answers · asked by Duminos 2 in Politics

I tried booking for something, but as it is...'still haven't made up my mind.

2007-11-08 22:04:34 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-08 22:04:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

Prepared and Presented by Females)
1. Combatting stupidity
2. You too can do housework
3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut
4. How to fill an ice tray
5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas: give us money
6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am
7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled, "Don't wash my
silks")
8. Parenting: It doesn't end with conception
9. Get a life; learn to cook
10. How not to act like a jackass when you're obviously wrong
11. Spelling: Even you can get it right
12. Understanding your financial incompetence
13. You: The weaker sex
14. Reasons to give flowers
15. How to stay awake in public
16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the
bathroom
17. Garbage: Getting it to the curb
18. You can fall asleep without it if you really try
19. The morning dilemma if IT is awake: Take a shower
20. I'll wear it if I damn well please
21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled "No, it's not a
bidet")
22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
23. Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are bull
24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
25. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency
26. Romanticism: Ideas other than sex
27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
28. Mothers-in-law: They are people too
29. Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home
30. You too can be a designated driver
31. Seeing the true you (formerly titled, "You don't look like Mel
Gibson when naked")
32. Changing your underwear: It really works
33. The attainable goal: removing "****" from your vocabulary
34. Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is not necessary
35. Techniques for calling home before you leave work

2007-11-08 22:03:28 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Which is your favorite?

2007-11-08 22:03:16 · 19 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-08 22:03:11 · 1 answers · asked by Warren Tan 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-11-08 22:02:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-11-08 22:02:36 · 5 answers · asked by NAZARENE 1 in Other - Africa & Middle East

2007-11-08 22:02:26 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit