Hold mouse up to ear like a cell phone and yell "I can't hear you!!! You're going to have to speak louder!"
Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, "These new games are incredible!"
Practice 'spinning mouse mat on index finger' globe trotter routine.
Put your monitor's contrast and brightness on full. With wide open eyes yell "It's going to implode!"
Tell the cashier you wish to redeem your free 1000 hours and hand him a bag full of collected AOL promo CD's.
Typing hard and loudly looking behind you yell, "STOP MAKING ME TYPE THIS - IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE!"
Sit at the web terminal... without a chair.
Wheel your leather executive chair into Internet cafe and up to the computer with the largest monitor. Sit down, turn to the person next to you handing them a stack of papers, "Get these photocopied right away, the president wants them by end of day."
Direct the web cam to your exposed erect c*ck.
Casually look around the room for people in chat rooms, log into the same chat room and after a brief and somewhat disturbing conversation state "Your blue jeans go well with your white shirt."
Use computer's speakers to play collection of Sesame Street MP3's.
Dress up in ragged and worn clothes. Walk into an Internet cafe that uses Windows with squeegee and bucket, begin to squeegee monitors for spare change.
Draw two red lines on either end of the floor with a marker, recruit other interested racers and rev up your wheelie chairs.
Turn off the lights and have a Star Wars light sabre moment with your optical mouse. (Darth Vader sounds are encouraged for extra fun).
Show up in hand cuffs and gagged mouth. Use foot to navigate mouse and visit 'escaped fugitives guide' web site.
Put 1.44 disk in drive and have person next to you do the same. Place bets and EJECT - furthest disk is the winner!
In the middle of writing an email, turn monitor off and sigh "Ahhh not again!!!", turn monitor back on and utter "Oh thank god!". Repeat until you see concerned faces.
2007-11-08 22:11:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have another star!
2007-11-10 21:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lots in Avenida Provindencia, also in Calle Suecia although dont go at night to calle Suecia, it's quite dangerous. There are always internet cafes besides the Metro stations. They are all kind of cheap so dont worry.
2016-04-03 03:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant*
2007-11-08 22:15:17 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 22:14:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL
A star for you.....
If you want to sit on anywhere and not be bothered, take a colouring in book and if someone sits too close to you, start colouring outside the lines....
Trust me ;))
2007-11-08 22:17:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Looks like fun Skybluecarp, hope I never get caught out by any of your capers.
2007-11-09 00:40:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg, am sat here tears running down my face, my sides are hurting from laughing so much, pmsl, can you imagine using them in the library
star time
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2007-11-09 04:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a Fungi!
2007-11-09 02:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2007-11-09 06:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by clever trevor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
will av to try lol funny
2007-11-08 22:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by cinderella 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny as feck
2007-11-09 00:34:44 · answer #11 · answered by suzywong 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋