Prepared and Presented by Females)
1. Combatting stupidity
2. You too can do housework
3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut
4. How to fill an ice tray
5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas: give us money
6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am
7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled, "Don't wash my
silks")
8. Parenting: It doesn't end with conception
9. Get a life; learn to cook
10. How not to act like a jackass when you're obviously wrong
11. Spelling: Even you can get it right
12. Understanding your financial incompetence
13. You: The weaker sex
14. Reasons to give flowers
15. How to stay awake in public
16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the
bathroom
17. Garbage: Getting it to the curb
18. You can fall asleep without it if you really try
19. The morning dilemma if IT is awake: Take a shower
20. I'll wear it if I damn well please
21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled "No, it's not a
bidet")
22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
23. Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are bull
24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
25. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency
26. Romanticism: Ideas other than sex
27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
28. Mothers-in-law: They are people too
29. Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home
30. You too can be a designated driver
31. Seeing the true you (formerly titled, "You don't look like Mel
Gibson when naked")
32. Changing your underwear: It really works
33. The attainable goal: removing "****" from your vocabulary
34. Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is not necessary
35. Techniques for calling home before you leave work
2007-11-08 22:03:28 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-08 22:18:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
How can you expect a mere male to do those things when he's due down the pub to meet the boys
2007-11-08 22:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Lol. Does it come with a guarantee?
2007-11-09 03:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noticed that the girls liked that one M have a *
2007-11-08 22:23:47 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
good one
2007-11-08 22:10:00 · answer #5 · answered by Clare 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Not blooming likely, lol.!!!
Good ones Mechelle.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-11-08 22:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!
2007-11-08 22:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
way to long read some just too many
2007-11-08 22:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how many men does it take to open a bottle of beer ..? none it should be open when she brings it to you...!
2007-11-08 22:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
calling it a joke is a joke
2007-11-08 22:13:42 · answer #10 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋