All categories - 2 November 2007

... This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a blue suit.
He asks, Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing? But, she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a check to buy one.
When she came back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it costs.
He says, "Actually it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the widow ift she would mind if her husband were to be buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her.


So.... I switched the heads"

2007-11-02 10:16:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

that Jefferson guy got caught with cash in the freezer, and of course Bill with Monica-
But didn't the guy that funded going after Clinton just get busted going to a hooker for years- yes- and the San Diego Congressman - off to jail...and better not mention Scooter Libby's porno writing, oh and the Ted Haggart guy -cured?, and um, Foley, and, the Mormon guy who just got sent to prison, and the Speaker of the House who had an affair and had to step down- whats his name? and Dik's daughter-lesbian, and the Larry Craig incident.. I know I'm forgetting someone- no, not Rush with his Oxycontin ("all druggies should go to prison") and his Bahama Viagra trip. or Tom Delay and the chinese girls sweat shops on American islands-
dang! too many to recall- help me remember a few more?

Um.. i claim "executive priveledge" "I just don't recall" uh... "Mistakes were made"
"Military operations have ended"
uh... "what about the pig?"

=) six days, six weeks, I doubt six months-

2007-11-02 10:16:27 · 3 answers · asked by omnimog 4 in Law & Ethics

without taking any medcine

2007-11-02 10:16:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

How many dwarf platies; guppies; neon tetras; and corey cats can be in a 30 gallon tank. I have decided these are the types of fish I would like to have in my 30 gallon community tank and was wondering how many of each you recommend fully stocked. TY. (Also; I'm not worried about the breeding possibility; so please don't take that into consideration)

2007-11-02 10:16:21 · 9 answers · asked by dazed 4 in Fish

whenever i swallow something i feel like its going down halfway sorta but im sure its not,i feel very hesitant to swallow, and when i first started getting it i went into an anxiety attack.i ve been to the nose ear and throat doctor and was perscribed liquid penicillin and she said there was nothing in my throat,just infected agnoids.well ive tooken all of the medicine, the pain is gone but i still feel like there is something in my throat and still have difficulty swallowing,one of my friends said its in my head,then told me to try hot saltwater...not so effective, then he suggested i try self regurgitation which i have not tried yet. so if theres anything anyone knows about this experience please tell me.

2007-11-02 10:16:17 · 3 answers · asked by eli 1 in Other - Diseases

2007-11-02 10:15:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

Okay, I am not being stuck on myself but I want to know the truth. I am a very beautiful girl and I attract alot of attention from men and women may I add that I am also sexy. But when it gets down to being in a real relationship, men seem to scat like cattle. Do men think that I am too much to handle? What is it please help?

2007-11-02 10:15:54 · 27 answers · asked by Jazzie 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-11-02 10:15:53 · 21 answers · asked by KT 1 in Other - Education

2007-11-02 10:15:43 · 7 answers · asked by pleyva 1 in Law & Ethics

My mother in law is in her 70's & smoked since age 19. She now is in stage 4 copd & we have her under hospice care. Now she stays in her house & is still mobile, however, she has nurses that come once a week & a home health aid that comes twice a week. My ma in law doesn't like to go anywhere & she doesn't want to get baths. She puts the nurse off all the time. So you have to know that this house smells like old lady. She keeps me & my hubby on the go, but we at least get breaks from her. Today I came in the house & smelled smoke (she was required to quit after getting oxygen) but she still sneaks the smokes. We just got thru installing a $8,000 a/c system but ma in law still smokes anyways.
Why would her doctor place her under hospice care? How can I have more patience. I am not mean, I just get frustrated sometimes with her. She has started asking me where I am going, how long, etc. and I am not even her kid. Any advice appreciated. Thanks.

2007-11-02 10:15:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

1. He was a back up dancer for Digital Underground (see "the Humpty Dance" and "Same Song"
2. He studied Acting, Ballet, poetry, and jazz in the prestigious Baltimore School of Arts
3. In Harlem (where he grew up, not Oakland) he was part of an acting troupe (i.e. Broadway plays)
4. He never had a prison record until AFTER he was a rap artist

I'm not taking away from his impact or his talent, which he definetely had. But I'm just wondering why people think he was a thug? I think he was an intelligent actor who eventually lost track of who he really was and what he was trying to portray.

Agree? Disagree?

2007-11-02 10:15:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

I have an old silver-plated coffee set that I want to paint a glossy black, how would I do that?

2007-11-02 10:15:17 · 2 answers · asked by nas33usmc 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

What is the statute of limitations for theft in Washington State for the following:

1. a gross-midemeanor
2. a misdemeanor

2007-11-02 10:15:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

A Friend of mine and I have been wondering about the front bumper on his 1997 Pontiac Firebird Forumla. On the bumper it is molded with the Firebird symbol and On the top it says 30th and on the bottom it says Anniversay. We wanted to know if there is anything explaining this. We were looking to replace it but if it is of any nestalge or value we will just restore it. Please let me know if you know. Like I said it is a 1997 Pontiac Firebird Forumla with a 30th Anniversary MOLD in the bumper...Not a sticker or decal. Thanks for any help with this...We've looked and tryed almost everywhere for an answer.

2007-11-02 10:15:14 · 8 answers · asked by Hazard 1 in Pontiac

and why?

2007-11-02 10:15:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anthonylikes2...☺ 5 in Polls & Surveys

and why do they make fun of him in a bunch of cartoon tv shows?

2007-11-02 10:14:45 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

I don't like eating after 6 but i'm not hungry yet and it's gonna be 6 o'clock soon!

2007-11-02 10:14:40 · 21 answers · asked by blank 4 in Polls & Surveys

The PS2 is hooked up through an optical audio cable. Before I switched to the PS2 as DVD player I would play DVDs on another player and the receiver would display what it was decoding (ie Dolby Digital 5.1 or DTS). What does the PCM 48 display mean? Is the disc not being decoded into 5.1 sound?

2007-11-02 10:14:37 · 3 answers · asked by Adam G 1 in Home Theater

2007-11-02 10:14:19 · 3 answers · asked by hope 5 in History

2007-11-02 10:14:10 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

2007-11-02 10:14:04 · 4 answers · asked by justmebill 1 in Credit

Just a simple yes or no. Quick. Brief. And straight to the point.

2007-11-02 10:13:59 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 10:13:54 · 16 answers · asked by Deidre K 3 in Politics

The bible can't be interpreted according to many, it must be taken literally. So why wouldn't I be a cannibal? After all, according to the bible, he's just a man.

2007-11-02 10:13:54 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

We have a 12 year old neighbor girl who comes over EVERY day after school. I don't mind her coming over once in a while, but she brings her friends, cousins, anyone who happens to be visiting. I have a 12 month old son, who she adores, but she is always changing his diaper (even when he doesn't need it), changing his clothes, which makes tons of extra laundry. Today, I was so fed up, I didn't answer the door when she knocked. After pounding on the door for 5 minutes, she gave up and went home. And yes, her mother is home the entire time. Advice please?

2007-11-02 10:13:52 · 16 answers · asked by maria 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

My mother in law is in her 70's & smoked since age 19. She now is in stage 4 copd & we have her under hospice care. Now she stays in her house & is still mobile, however, she has nurses that come once a week & a home health aid that comes twice a week. My ma in law doesn't like to go anywhere & she doesn't want to get baths. She puts the nurse off all the time. So you have to know that this house smells like old lady. She keeps me & my hubby on the go, but we at least get breaks from her. Today I came in the house & smelled smoke (she was required to quit after getting oxygen) but she still sneaks the smokes. We just got thru installing a $8,000 a/c system but ma in law still smokes anyways.
Why would her doctor place her under hospice care? How can I have more patience. I am not mean, I just get frustrated sometimes with her. She has started asking me where I am going, how long, etc. and I am not even her kid. Any advice appreciated. Thanks.

2007-11-02 10:13:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

2007-11-02 10:13:45 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have no ideas

2007-11-02 10:13:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help