... This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a blue suit.
He asks, Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing? But, she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a check to buy one.
When she came back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it costs.
He says, "Actually it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the widow ift she would mind if her husband were to be buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her.
So.... I switched the heads"
2007-11-02 10:16:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wickedly funny,bravo!!STAR!!
2007-11-02 10:28:26 · answer #1 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-02 12:57:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No 8, I give you 10 :o)
That's a nice one, ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-11-02 11:36:40 · answer #3 · answered by Trucky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-11-02 10:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by kelly m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-02 12:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 10:32:05 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I'll bet the wife would have dropped dead herself! *star*
2007-11-02 10:24:25 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats a new one
2007-11-02 10:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a decent joke at last,keep em cumming!!
2007-11-02 10:35:42 · answer #9 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is soooooo twisted. I like it! I like it!
2007-11-02 10:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by hill 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol u r soo good at jokes ill add u to my contacts thanks 4 making me laugh
2007-11-02 10:25:08 · answer #11 · answered by lucy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋