A guy asks his friend, "how do I know if my fiancee is a virgin"? He said , thats easy, on your weding night, jump out into the room naked holding your thing in your hand, and ask her what it is! If she sais it's a "Tallywhacker", she's a virgin. If she calls it a "Love-Stick" you know she has had it plenty before. So, taking his friends advice, on his wedding night, he jumps out into the room stark-naked and sais "BABY, WHATS THIS? Chuckling, she sais, "Thats a Tallywhacker you silly". Sweating,, the groom sais whoo! for a minute there I thought you were gonna call it a "Love-Stick"! she laughs again and sais no you silly, everyone knows a "Love-Stick" is 14 inches long, and at least 5 inches round you dummy! Needless to say their Honeymoon ended 15 minutes later, lol.
2007-11-01
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