A guy asks his friend, "how do I know if my fiancee is a virgin"? He said , thats easy, on your weding night, jump out into the room naked holding your thing in your hand, and ask her what it is! If she sais it's a "Tallywhacker", she's a virgin. If she calls it a "Love-Stick" you know she has had it plenty before. So, taking his friends advice, on his wedding night, he jumps out into the room stark-naked and sais "BABY, WHATS THIS? Chuckling, she sais, "Thats a Tallywhacker you silly". Sweating,, the groom sais whoo! for a minute there I thought you were gonna call it a "Love-Stick"! she laughs again and sais no you silly, everyone knows a "Love-Stick" is 14 inches long, and at least 5 inches round you dummy! Needless to say their Honeymoon ended 15 minutes later, lol.
2007-11-01 16:44:17 · 9 answers · asked by KatVic 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!! i'm giving you a star
me
2007-11-01 17:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im Amazing
2007-11-01 23:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 23:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before but still cute. Thx.
2007-11-03 00:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 inches round?...that's a pain stick
2007-11-02 00:07:08 · answer #5 · answered by Mushaw! 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that's not a stick, that's a log
2007-11-02 00:11:07 · answer #6 · answered by frigginhilarious 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhaaahaahhahahahaaha............wow omg
2007-11-01 23:55:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ouch!!!
2007-11-02 00:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by glorybnaughty1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok then...
2007-11-01 23:48:25 · answer #9 · answered by jessika 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋