All categories - 26 October 2007

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!" The Teacher fainted.

2007-10-26 05:22:15 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Edward Cullen definitely. But Emmet comes in at a close second. LOL (These are characters from the Twilight series)

2007-10-26 05:21:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

dentistry teeth fell of and now he wants me to lend him money for a replacement. My brothers and I don't want to lend him money and we thing it's a bit funny how irresponsible he is . We want him to learn a lesson, and face the consequences of being drunk. And he never lends me the car, yet yesterday night he was to drunk and he knew it and told me to take the car home; i was so mad.
so what do you guys think ? I shouldn't give him money at all, right ?

2007-10-26 05:21:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-10-26 05:21:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Do you agree with this comment?
Any Democrat can quote Jefferson and make Republicans seem anti-constituional, and any Republican can quote Adams and make Democrats seem anti-constituional. But, even these two founding fathers were aware of the roles they played.

2007-10-26 05:21:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

hurricane? I was told we are going to Freeport instead. How is Freeport?
THanks in advance for your help

2007-10-26 05:21:42 · 6 answers · asked by Sassy Shut Your Mouth 5 in Bahamas

My wedding is february and my mom is hassling me to hurry up and put our announcement in the paper. And how long before the wedding should you have the bridal shower? This is my first wedding that ive even helped plan and since it is mine I want to do things right. Anyone know a timeline?

2007-10-26 05:21:41 · 12 answers · asked by bella_babe_86 3 in Weddings

Luckily enough I managed to grab him and the little thing got away unharmed. I know they are pests but all my cat does is play with them till they die, whereas if he catches a bird he will eat it. I know it's nature and you can't stop cats from doing it, but how do you deal with it?

2007-10-26 05:21:41 · 19 answers · asked by Jojotraveller 4 in Cats

and you don't plan on going into the miltitary (I can't get in because of being on medication). I went through the whole process at the MEPS center to enlist in the Marine Corps, but in the end got denied because of the kind of medication I was on. And I can't be off of it for a whole year, let alone a week, which would get me in. Thanks.

2007-10-26 05:21:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2006-10-30-church-halloween_x.htm

Shouldn't Bill O'Reilly be outraged?

2007-10-26 05:21:20 · 28 answers · asked by Dastardly 6 in Politics

2007-10-26 05:21:12 · 15 answers · asked by ♫O Praise Him♫ 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Hoping to hear from someone soon. Thank you

2007-10-26 05:21:10 · 1 answers · asked by Tamara H 1 in Community Service

anything you want!

2007-10-26 05:21:08 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:21:05 · 12 answers · asked by jimmyjoe 1 in Chemistry

2007-10-26 05:20:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And in your opinion which team or teams in the NBA have the worst looking jerseys as well? Please answer both parts of my question. Thank you.

2007-10-26 05:20:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

2007-10-26 05:20:35 · 8 answers · asked by I'm an Atheist 3 in Religion & Spirituality

How can one person have all the above?

2007-10-26 05:20:29 · 6 answers · asked by Virtual Evie 4 in Mental Health

Would a dog that's mixed be included in these laws? For example, if someone had a dog that was like 60% Old English Bulldog and had like 10% pitbull in it would this dog be included in these "vicious" dog laws?

Personally I think the law is senseless, these dogs are not any more vicious, it's alla bout how people treat and socialize their dogs. Rotweillers, Can Corsos, German Shepards, Dobermans, none of these dogs are included in these laws and I would argue a Rotweiller could cause much more harm than a pitbull because of it's size. Just wondering if these laws would apply to a dog who had a small % of pitbull in him?

2007-10-26 05:20:26 · 16 answers · asked by chillinginchicago 2 in Dogs

I know a patient prescribed with Lithium has regular blood tests to monitor Lithium levels. If a test is done before any Lithium is taken will that act as confirmation of a diagnosis?

Are there any other external tests?

2007-10-26 05:20:25 · 5 answers · asked by Bewildered 2 in Mental Health

I'd say it had to be around 1st or 2nd grade. Once I realized I didn't have to come back for two days, I caught on fairly quick.
We've had a great relationship ever since.

2007-10-26 05:20:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who is cuter? Who do you prefer?

2007-10-26 05:20:21 · 19 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

They are gold with i think wheat grass on one side, a hole in the middle, and on the other side there are japanese symbols around it.

2007-10-26 05:20:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

I'm from Northern Kentucky/Cincinnati I would say ours are goetta, chilli spaghetti, larosas pizza

2007-10-26 05:19:57 · 5 answers · asked by lucy diamond 6 in Polls & Surveys

Esp. with respect to the routes too.

2007-10-26 05:19:56 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-10-26 05:19:35 · 24 answers · asked by Cowgirl 2 in Singles & Dating

i have a sempra pro mp4 player which has a mini usb port and i wondered where i could get a cable which has a MINI usb and could connect my mp4 to the tv

2007-10-26 05:19:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home Theater

I will ask this one more time:
I am trying to help a very good friend of mine to find the BEST school for his son. They live in Cleveland so it can be public or privet. But it has to have the BEST Special Education program around !! The boy is in 9 th grade, suffers from depression, anger issues, bi~polarer, and a couple of other issues, but is very bright !!! He is currently going to Mentor, but is getting in trouble every day because, he is not being push educationally, just put through the grade.

2007-10-26 05:19:13 · 7 answers · asked by Kit 4 in Cleveland

There are two things that I noticed all along in the SAVE_US videos, and I was wondering if anyone else saw them. No one has brought them up.

1. At one point the videos show GI_BOOKSHELVES. Interestingly enough, Jericho is doing a book signing at the 18th Airborne Corps and Fort Bragg Base at noon on October 28th. G.I. is a well known term for military personnel. This may indicate that the person behind the videos is writing a book that will have a connection to G.I. bookshelves---perhaps Jericho, since he is doing a signing at the military base?

2. In the original SAVE_US.222 , and all videos since, there are a couple frames that appear to show a scrambled date at the bottom. The screen is blue and blurry, but towards the bottom there is a white streak with what looks to be black or very dark blue text. I have shown this to friends, and if you "defocus", it clearly says, either, OCTOBER 28TH or OCTOBER 29TH. I cannot tell which because the bottom of the characters is cut off.

2007-10-26 05:19:07 · 8 answers · asked by hunter_4_truth 4 in Wrestling