All categories - 18 October 2007

Everyone is talking about the Gay Love Story between Luke and Noah, also Carly and Jack are reunited again with on location scenes at the Montana ranch. ATWT is sizzling hot!

2007-10-18 16:03:46 · 8 answers · asked by lisa 1 in Soap Operas

A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.
After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.

Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords, and thereby causing you this annoying
problem of stuttering.

Patient: 'Ddddd octttor . Whhaaat cccan I dddo?'

The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and states that there is a procedure where we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by
removing the six inches from the penis and freeing him from this horrible problem.

The patient stuttering badly states that this problem has caused him so much embarrassment as well as loss of employment that anything would be
worth it.

The doctor plans for the procedure. The operation is a success and six months later the patient comes in for his check up.

Patient: 'Doctor, the operation was a success. I have not stuttered since the operation. I have a great job and my self esteem is fantastic. However, there is one problem, my wife says that she sort of misses the great sex we used to have before the extra six inches were removed. So I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those six inches'.

The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and says:
'I dddoonnnt ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould bbbbee possssssibbble'...

2007-10-18 16:03:44 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the thumbs-down guy

I think I am, it's funny :)

2007-10-18 16:03:41 · 9 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is 6%. It would be higher but I keep on answering silly questions.

2007-10-18 16:03:38 · 11 answers · asked by ipodfloppy 6 in Polls & Surveys

I really want to make my husband of 13 years feel appreciated and flattered. What makes you guys feel this way, and what would make you over the moon crazy about her (Other than her womanly wiles...) :) Thanks-

2007-10-18 16:03:31 · 9 answers · asked by happygirl 4 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-10-18 16:03:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 16:03:12 · 8 answers · asked by tazzybeer06 7 in Commuting

Are we Canadians getting "hosed"?

2007-10-18 16:03:05 · 3 answers · asked by PAUL A 4 in Other - Business & Finance

1.Talented
2.Controversial
3.Over-Rated
4.Under-Rated
5.Opportunistic
6.Disgusting
7.Funny
8.Charismatic
9.Wildest
10.Technical

2007-10-18 16:02:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

that God exists?
If yes, kindly explain and describe it.

2007-10-18 16:02:34 · 41 answers · asked by Bright Light 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-18 16:02:34 · 18 answers · asked by minime8g 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I am looking at an online program so I can learn on top of what I already know. Once I finish I would like to be licensed however I need to be and start a business. I just dont know or cant find what I need in Illinois. Is it a national license or what?

2007-10-18 16:02:30 · 6 answers · asked by fish2441 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

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2007-10-18 16:02:21 · 7 answers · asked by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-18 16:02:09 · 15 answers · asked by gwen 1 in Elections

2007-10-18 16:01:54 · 39 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have a Iron Horse Maverick 4.2, and I love it. THe only problem is that I sometimes have trouble getting up hills. What is the cheapest and easiest way to lighten up my ride, or how can I make it a better climber?

2007-10-18 16:01:47 · 7 answers · asked by chuckit104 1 in Cycling

Is this true or false?

I know that solar radiation has something to do with it, but im not quite sure about the "at different latitudes" part.

2007-10-18 16:01:45 · 4 answers · asked by chomi_rulez 1 in Weather

Have any of you grown taller after 22 a couple inches or more. What age was your final height. Would HGH or testosterone help?

2007-10-18 16:01:44 · 5 answers · asked by saldana s 1 in Men's Health

Lately it seems that so many people are hating Christians. If you hate Christians, please be brutal in your response, only anger will display your true feelings. If you are a Christian, like me, please give your opinion.

2007-10-18 16:01:34 · 39 answers · asked by nohandtyper 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I know they were really one of the crappiest company in the worldback then.... but look at them now... in just 5 years, they are making a great cars. #3 initial quality by J.d. power. the state of the art robots with latest technology for built cars,they test drive every model to 100,000 miles, one of the most advanced safety tech. on the load today, 10 yrs warranty is plus.I hate when people say this company is bad without actually seeing them and test drive, or at least they don't even know about auto brand... and what is happening right now...
From seeing them with concept car, they're definately a BEnz killer. all their concept car is a high tech and looks really better. ANd i even saw it on article says hyundai is better then benz in concept car.

2007-10-18 16:01:31 · 21 answers · asked by Choiman 2 in Hyundai

I scored a 94 on two online IQ test. Am I really this stupid?

2007-10-18 16:01:30 · 8 answers · asked by Tyron 2 in Higher Education (University +)

Is good for a person looking to defend themselves, get into better physical shape and most importantly increases confidence?

I deal with difficult people frequently and often feel threatened. I want to learn to defend myself if some thing should happen. Also how hard is it to learn martial arts? What kind of physical training does it take? I know that it depends on the person, but how long does it take to advance in general for an average student? If I do this I don't want to be a beginner forever, I want to advance, be confident in my ability and be good at it.

I have looked and ninjitsu, tae-kwon-do, and judo appear to be prevelant in my area.

2007-10-18 16:01:10 · 14 answers · asked by notmuchanextrovert 2 in Martial Arts

I love to have a glass(or two) of wine every night. My husband recently brought this to my attention, saying that I shouldn't drink more than 5 oz a night. Is it bad to have 10 oz of wine a couple of times a week and the other days, just having 5oz? I get frusterated because my husband doesn't like me to drink more than two drinks, no matter where we go(party, club, dinner, etc.) and we are only 25 years old. Not that I want to go get drunk on a regular basis, but I think that it is okay to go out and have fun, and drink with all of our friends more than once a year. What do you think?

2007-10-18 16:01:09 · 9 answers · asked by h_nanny 1 in Marriage & Divorce

i remember someone telling me about one type of butterfly that looks like another one because that other one is poisionous or something like that, but i cannot remember the names of the butterflies. this is bugging me, i think they are Monarch butterflies and Emperor butterflies but i'm not sure..can anyone help me out?

2007-10-18 16:01:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

2007-10-18 16:00:45 · 10 answers · asked by Jenblossom 6 in Polls & Surveys

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War not determine who right, war determine who left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.

2007-10-18 16:00:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Can you get corrective surgery to make your vision 20/20 to be a pilot in the Air Force or Navy? If so, what kind of surgery?

2007-10-18 16:00:22 · 11 answers · asked by john 4 in Military

this song is an older song and i remember hearing at my grandmothers. she had it on an 8 track. but i dont know who sings it.can anyone help?

2007-10-18 16:00:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music