Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War not determine who right, war determine who left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.
2007-10-18 16:00:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks hun, they were brilliant, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-19 03:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that in simple terms cracked me up... and here is one for ya to positioned on the top of this as a bittersweet morsel... In tries to strengthen your character, know what's on your means and what's previous it. Francis Thompson (1859-1907) and secondly to that...the character of each and every act relies upon on the situations wherein that's achieved. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (1841-1935) Touche' my solid chum, Touche'
2016-10-04 03:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.very funny indeed,here is some more for your collection=============
That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man...
Dum Gai
Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu
2007-10-18 21:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here's one for you:
Man pondering problem should go to bed holding his c**k.
Will wake up with solution in hand.
2007-10-18 19:51:30 · answer #4 · answered by chip2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 16:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not heard them before, they riased a giggle.
Star for that man
2007-10-18 20:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah! lol u get em from ebaums world? ah well have a star
2007-10-18 16:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very very good i liked that have a star
2007-10-18 21:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was brilliant to say the least
2007-10-18 18:38:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhaaaaa, loved them mate...lmfao
2007-10-19 00:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
excellent have a star
2007-10-19 06:41:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋