All categories - 17 October 2007

Its from chick fil-A (fast food)

2007-10-17 11:07:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fast Food

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight.

When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunch time tomorrow!

2007-10-17 11:07:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Can think of any other religious leaders that have won the Prize?
I have thought of three:
Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King, and Jimmy Carter

2007-10-17 11:07:41 · 20 answers · asked by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Prove the above logical equivalence using the laws of logic also state the laws their detail to understand for a new one with each statement form, please. (this is question of discrete math)

2007-10-17 11:07:36 · 2 answers · asked by sameerg 1 in Mathematics

that needs to take communication classes? I say how I feel about things. sometimes I get called to my bosses office for not being sensitive to others feelings.I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings. how about you?

2007-10-17 11:07:35 · 7 answers · asked by notmygame 6 in Etiquette

2007-10-17 11:07:22 · 2 answers · asked by mannan s 1 in Embassies & Consulates

2007-10-17 11:07:08 · 5 answers · asked by koalatcomics 7 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

The UFC needs more title fights so the do not have as many lame cards. Anythink they wiil add them any time soon?

2007-10-17 11:07:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Martial Arts

I normally fry them in butter and squirt with lemon juice, but Im never sure if I've done them for long enough.

2007-10-17 11:07:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-10-17 11:06:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

which part would you shave?

2007-10-17 11:06:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am looking for a class to see if I like photography as a career later in life and would like to take a photography class in Indianapolis...anyone know of any?

2007-10-17 11:06:46 · 5 answers · asked by xpinkladyx13@sbcglobal.net 1 in Photography

Rrrrrrrrrransack!

2007-10-17 11:06:46 · 15 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I was having a conversation with a women on here a few hours ago. Basically she sleep's with married men and unapologic about it. We had a debate on whether or not what she was doing was wrong or right. Interesting conversation! She was 46, me 21. She told me that right now I live in a fairy tale land and when I get older I'll realize stuff like what she's doing isn't that bad at all. I only think it is because I'm young was taught it was bad. As the convesation progressed, I found that she actually hated stuff like cheating and really wished thing weren't like the way it is in today society. She seemed more jaded and tanited by her experinces in life then anything else.

So it got me thinking. Is about getting older and being wiser? Or getting older and giving up? As you get older, do you smarten up or just give up and settle for whatever at your disopsable? Life takes it's toll and runs you down. It seem's like that too me. THOUGHTS?

"BABY" IF YOU'RE READING THIS, HAD TO ASK.

2007-10-17 11:06:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sociology

2007-10-17 11:06:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They had sex for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.

Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation. She is speaking in a cheery voice:

"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh," she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

2007-10-17 11:06:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Bebo
Flixster
MySpace
Yahoo! 360
Other

2007-10-17 11:06:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i haven't had a bath in 5 years. [phew]

2007-10-17 11:06:06 · 35 answers · asked by don 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 11:06:02 · 6 answers · asked by Smokey 4 in Football (American)

I'll give you one clue and one clue only, i'm not going to eat it.
Well, unless the world runs out of food, then i would. x

2007-10-17 11:05:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 11:05:53 · 8 answers · asked by I love my baby[11/11/06]!!!!!!! 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."

When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."

2007-10-17 11:05:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-17 11:05:25 · 6 answers · asked by Uruemu A 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I countinally black out when I stand up, this happens for about 5-20 seconds and gets really annoying! I am your typical teenager playing the sport of the season, and am in very good shape. Please someone help, I have been to the doctor, and they just tell me to eat more salt, but that doesn't seem to work for me, so please someone I need advice! Thanks!

2007-10-17 11:05:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

i've been a cutter for awhile now. i'm not ready to give it up but realize that i can't do it forever. probably for the past few years i have had an urge to go through one of my veins in my wrist. not with a blade. just a pin. i don't want to commit suicide. but, it's hard to explain other than calling it an urge. so, my question is to other people who self harm. have you ever felt this? or is this unusually for people who deals with ths problem?

2007-10-17 11:05:08 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Mental Health

What are your thoughts in regards to "People Are More Likely to Be Influenced by What They Hear Rather than What They See?

For anyone interested in reading the article click on the link.
http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/news/20071015/gossip-may-override-the-facts?ecd=wnl_day_101707

2007-10-17 11:05:06 · 15 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Senior Citizens

I have a chameleon and looking for web sites to buy insects.... any ideas?

2007-10-17 11:05:04 · 5 answers · asked by superstiney 1 in Reptiles

2007-10-17 11:04:59 · 10 answers · asked by KatGuy 7 in Polls & Surveys

Capcom announced to day that it will be making Lost Planet for the PS3 !!! This is good news as Lost Planet is a great game and shows that PS3 is picking up steam. 360 thought they had our exclusives well, haha, goes both ways. I wonder how many more 360 exclusives will jump ship. Capcom also announced Street Fighter 4 for PS3 !!! Can't wait for that. Whos excited about Lost Planet, I know I am ??

2007-10-17 11:04:57 · 2 answers · asked by Jeseth 5 in PlayStation

Like you are in a small tent with your wife or family and a big winnebaggo pulls up next to your campsite.

2007-10-17 11:04:50 · 9 answers · asked by I hate Hillary Clinton 6 in Camping