My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight.
When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunch time tomorrow!
2007-10-17 11:07:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl!!!!! oh my gosh it took a good minute to contain myself!! lmao
2007-10-17 11:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-18 02:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 18:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha love it a joke for you....George comes home very late, and very drunk, and his wife is waiting for him at the door. She says, "You've been out f*cking around, haven't you?"
He says, "Nope."
She says, "Then explain the lipstick on your shirt."
He says, "That's easy. I used my shirt to wipe off my dick."
2007-10-17 20:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very funny
2007-10-17 18:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by bonnie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it...made me laugh!
2007-10-17 18:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by alisonwonderland 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That's so awesome! I can't stop laughing!
2007-10-17 18:11:26 · answer #7 · answered by Hailey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-10-17 18:16:12 · answer #8 · answered by Fashionista♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol really fun...good way of getting back
2007-10-17 20:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by life goes on... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-10-17 18:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋