A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
2007-10-17 11:05:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i like it
2007-10-17 11:40:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Haha! some very strong ones...I rather like the finest one and this one; reduce weight straight away by technique of eating raw pork or rancid tuna. i found that the subsequent nutrition poisoning/diarrhea enabled me to lose 12 kilos in only 2 days. Have a favourite individual *
2016-10-21 08:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyable Th
2007-10-17 11:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 11:43:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
First 5 have no fun in them - I thought it was ok - keep them coming Raindrops
2007-10-17 18:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny..great concept but could use a little bit of work and maybe some backround info
2007-10-17 11:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by Fashionista♥ 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha lol
2007-10-17 11:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
short but sweet love it have a star
2007-10-17 20:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one hun
have a star
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2007-10-17 12:21:26 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
guess he got his cumuppence, pmsl
starred
2007-10-17 13:31:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not think it was funny, but then, maybe someone else would
2007-10-17 11:11:53 · answer #11 · answered by rich2481 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋