Jim Jnr., hates his wife's dog, Puggy, and decides to get rid of it by driving 2 miles from his home and leaving the dog in the park. As he drives home, the dog is walking up the path.
The next day Jim decides to drive Puggy 4 miles away. He puts him out and headed home. Driving back up the street there was the dog!"
So this night he says to himself, "I'll beat you the night" so he drives 15 miles away, turns right, turns left, over the bridge, then right again and another right until he reaches a derelict industrial site on the other side of Glasgow and leaves the dog there.
Hours later Jim called home to the wife: "Hannah, is the dog there?"
"Yes," she replies, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, Jim answered, "Put him on the phone, "cause I'm lost and need directions."
2007-10-12
11:41:10
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