Jim Jnr., hates his wife's dog, Puggy, and decides to get rid of it by driving 2 miles from his home and leaving the dog in the park. As he drives home, the dog is walking up the path.
The next day Jim decides to drive Puggy 4 miles away. He puts him out and headed home. Driving back up the street there was the dog!"
So this night he says to himself, "I'll beat you the night" so he drives 15 miles away, turns right, turns left, over the bridge, then right again and another right until he reaches a derelict industrial site on the other side of Glasgow and leaves the dog there.
Hours later Jim called home to the wife: "Hannah, is the dog there?"
"Yes," she replies, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, Jim answered, "Put him on the phone, "cause I'm lost and need directions."
2007-10-12 11:41:10 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO The little sod sent me on a four hour detour
2007-10-14 16:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now we all know this can't be anywhere near true, no dude would ever ask for directions!!! LOL! Loving the jokes, making my weekend start off rather well =)
2007-10-12 13:20:34 · answer #2 · answered by Tre 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he needs to go left left over the bridge right and then left ...vaola he's home.!not rocket science dude you only went fifteen miles....
2007-10-12 11:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!
dogs smarter than Jim is.
pmsl
2007-10-12 11:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 14:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, huv a wee interesting star!!
2007-10-12 11:49:04 · answer #6 · answered by Angela M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-12 12:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard one like that about a cat.
Still funny to hear!
2007-10-12 14:03:58 · answer #8 · answered by Rick G2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhaaaaaa, he must have been barking mad, now he has to go home with his tail between his legs pmsl.
2007-10-12 12:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good and good for the dog as well eh?
2007-10-12 14:06:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋