An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to
dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon
between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out
like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Where upon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with
a potato tied to his tally whacker. The old woman says, "You're going out
like that?"
And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a
dick-tator."
2007-10-10
02:02:55
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