An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to
dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon
between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out
like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Where upon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with
a potato tied to his tally whacker. The old woman says, "You're going out
like that?"
And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a
dick-tator."
2007-10-10 02:02:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe...Now that's funny right there...I don't care who you are! LOL Thanks for the laugh so early this morning! Where on earth do you come up with this crazy stuff?!! =D
2007-10-10 02:21:10 · answer #1 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That one is especially cute. Yahoo needs you to be on this group to raise our spirits. Thanks for a great joke.
2007-10-10 18:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL THATS FUNNY HILARIOUS LMAO FUNNY STAR4 U
2007-10-10 10:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
phunny
2007-10-10 09:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
key-yout
2007-10-10 10:43:12 · answer #5 · answered by Snacky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-10 09:16:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol......star for u
2007-10-10 11:20:52 · answer #7 · answered by iNn0c3nt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,
2007-10-10 09:16:42 · answer #8 · answered by smiley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋