Coz he's really hungry. He goes up to the counter and looks at the 'today's special' board. It just so happens to be toasties.
'Can I have a cheese toastie?' the rabbit enquired.
The chef gets him a cheese toastie. The rabbit eats it. It's delicious, but it hasn't filled that gap in his stomach.
'Ok, can I have a ham and mushroom toastie?' again, the rabbit asks.
Another toastie is presented to him. He eats it, but no, he's still a tad hungry.
'Right, can I have the Mediterranean Deuleux special please?' Yet another toastie is brought to him. And finally, his stomach is comfortably full.
The rabbit walks out the cafe and dies.
Another customer walks into the cafe and goes up to the man at the counter.
'Dude, there's a dead rabbit outside your cafe'
'Indeed' the cafe owner replies 'MIXED-A-MY-TOASTIES'
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA....
Yay? Or not?
2007-10-05
06:20:05
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