Coz he's really hungry. He goes up to the counter and looks at the 'today's special' board. It just so happens to be toasties.
'Can I have a cheese toastie?' the rabbit enquired.
The chef gets him a cheese toastie. The rabbit eats it. It's delicious, but it hasn't filled that gap in his stomach.
'Ok, can I have a ham and mushroom toastie?' again, the rabbit asks.
Another toastie is presented to him. He eats it, but no, he's still a tad hungry.
'Right, can I have the Mediterranean Deuleux special please?' Yet another toastie is brought to him. And finally, his stomach is comfortably full.
The rabbit walks out the cafe and dies.
Another customer walks into the cafe and goes up to the man at the counter.
'Dude, there's a dead rabbit outside your cafe'
'Indeed' the cafe owner replies 'MIXED-A-MY-TOASTIES'
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA....
Yay? Or not?
2007-10-05 06:20:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For your information:
Myxomatosis is a disease that kills rabbits.
A toastie is a toastie sandiwch of sorts.
...NOW do you get it? :P
2007-10-05 07:56:58 · update #1
lol
2007-10-05 06:42:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mixed a my toasties that's a really good one
lollll
2007-10-05 06:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by Libbyyyy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh
kind of lame, sorry
and what's a toastie? is it equivalent to a sandwich?
2007-10-05 07:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by Ivana Cracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shheeeesh!
Okay, I laughed, so I'd have to say yes.
But, pleeeassseee, that is one hell of an awful pun!
2007-10-05 06:37:41 · answer #4 · answered by Mike B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's very original. funny in an intellectual way lol
2007-10-05 06:49:11 · answer #5 · answered by Nik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is for the people who don't get it. It is word pun
2007-10-05 06:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
goodin,maybe he should have had a rabbits foot for his good luck charm
2007-10-05 06:40:12 · answer #7 · answered by murphyslaw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just said it out loud, its still not that funny my friend!
2007-10-05 06:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You shouldnt have to think that hard about a joke. sorry!
2007-10-05 09:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, original.
2007-10-05 06:24:57 · answer #10 · answered by joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny in it's own not funny way!
2007-10-05 06:24:37 · answer #11 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋