All categories - 4 October 2007

Would you help me? Would you put me out of my misery? Would you ignore me? What the hell would you do.....

2007-10-04 13:32:28 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do I need a special reader or program for these types of files?

2007-10-04 13:32:12 · 0 answers · asked by ferdinandmasesar 1 in Programming & Design

I used my debit card at a shady local pizza shop, my order came up to $10.70, I remember taking note of it. I was stupid and misplaced my receipt. While making the transaction I DID sign a store receipt stating I agreed to pay 10.70. My bank statement says that they charged me more than i signed to pay, do I have any legal standing against them?

2007-10-04 13:31:54 · 7 answers · asked by pghpanthers2 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

My friend did his taxes on a website twice once claiming the info from the 1099, once without claiming it! He found out he would get more money back by not claiming it! What could happen if the irs found out?

2007-10-04 13:31:21 · 9 answers · asked by mbutterfly 1 in United States

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!

2007-10-04 13:31:20 · 5 answers · asked by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-04 13:31:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

I asked this before but I thought it was worth repeating.

Just a thought, please hear me out before you answer.

okay say men did make God Jesus etc. up, why not make up something more desirable to the flesh?
Why make up some supreme being that requires you to do opposite of your fleshly desires?
like: forgive those who hurt you, etc.
wouldn't man have made up a "god" who would allow them to indulge in all their fleshly desires, promote self , and the most amazing one ....why would they create hell?

why not everyone lives forever in "happyland" because everything is okay and no sin etc.?

and please don't use the "old" fear tactic or control, it's much easier to get people to follow "feel good" religion.
and remember they "made it up" to follow for there selfs and died for it. who would die for a lie?
just athought.

2007-10-04 13:30:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I love oatmeal cookie martinis

2007-10-04 13:30:54 · 16 answers · asked by linz 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-04 13:30:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

my sister was watching that model show on mtv and asked me if i could look up how models make their eyes look so intense in pictures even with little makeup around their eyes. i couldnt find it on google so if you could either tell me or give me links that would help . thanks

2007-10-04 13:30:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography

tell us about it !!

2007-10-04 13:30:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

convert y=2/3x+1/4 into standard form. dont quite get how to do this. thanks

2007-10-04 13:30:32 · 1 answers · asked by coolness66 1 in Mathematics

For example, if someone else gets really pissed off at me because THEY misunderstood what I've said, why should *I* be expected to apologize?

2007-10-04 13:30:04 · 29 answers · asked by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 in Etiquette

i have an eye twitch adn im just wondering will it go away? it started today if that helps

2007-10-04 13:30:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Optical

can you answer this question Can a vector have a component greater than its magnitude?

2007-10-04 13:29:57 · 3 answers · asked by jack s 2 in Physics

1-16x^4

2007-10-04 13:29:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

What happened at the moment you were born again that you knew a change was taking place.

2007-10-04 13:29:45 · 21 answers · asked by Nels 7 in Religion & Spirituality

i need some good sites that have info on him

i cant find any!!

thanks

2007-10-04 13:29:18 · 2 answers · asked by Random is my passion 4 in Photography

2007-10-04 13:29:04 · 32 answers · asked by Linz ♥ VT 4 in Religion & Spirituality

A guy told me that what matter's most is that I am pretty on the inside.

Would you rather a guy tell you that you are pretty on the inside or outside?

2007-10-04 13:29:00 · 24 answers · asked by Brownie12866 2 in Singles & Dating

dose ink have a harder time keeping its color in pale folks because ive had one of mine recolored and it still looks like crap

2007-10-04 13:28:57 · 9 answers · asked by trucker 1 in Tattoos

2007-10-04 13:28:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am part of organizing a school fundraising event where we need to distribute prizes to a large group of people (eg. 200). What would be good prizes, cheap, to hand out? Thanks so much.

2007-10-04 13:28:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Community Service

my aunt is pregnant n wants to know some really good boys and girls names that arn't common...please giv me sum ideas..what would you wanna call yours??

Boys :

Girls:

2007-10-04 13:28:00 · 40 answers · asked by sharne t 2 in Baby Names

Essential Personell who have to work on holidays.

2007-10-04 13:27:56 · 9 answers · asked by redbird1999_26 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-10-04 13:27:55 · 15 answers · asked by sayfee2k 1 in Credit

sums it up why is it when a guy sees a girl in short skirt he goes mad? does he automatilly think hes easy? will he go out with her just to get it on with her?

2007-10-04 13:27:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-10-04 13:27:49 · 15 answers · asked by More 2 in Jokes & Riddles