The Why's of Men?

Question

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!

Please star if you are laughing. Thanks.

Answer 1

Carefull, I've got two pages of jokes about women. They are funny though

Answer 2

I smile.

1-Who told you men look smarter during sex Perhaps you are a man and would like to compliment yourself. Suit yourself. In fact of all mnly actions the posture during sex is the most awkward.
2-Because they cannot stop wondering how a man boasting so much about himself fell for such a simple ruse.
3-Thank God for that. Had all the millions fertilised the egg how many twins would we have had (ifnore for a moment how the woman would have nursed all these in her womb There is only one case,that too mythological, where Gandhari delivered a hundred children together. We would have had a super Mahabharat)
4-Because they are not afraid of declaring that they are sleeping.The one who is not afraid always faces any eventuality withhis chest forward. That is the sine qua non of mascqunality.Why should one be quite as if we are doing somethig wrong in sleeping?
5-So that one small(women) and one big brain(men) the average would have been good.
6-That must be a claim arising out of male chauvinism..On fe rtilization every life is initially a female and undergoes sex change afterwards.
7-I give up.
8-He challenged God(even doubted His very existence) from down below. Had the deity kept him in heaven he would have been disinherited long,long back. Evend own here he claims that the world is self created. No God. Nothing.Just imagine if he were up there man would have just done away with God if not for anything than to establish his supremaccy.

I am sure you won't laugh on this.If you do it would be a self-deprecating smile for such cheap jokes

And believe me I am not repeat not just an old sour fart.

Answer 3

Those are so funny. The only one that's wrong is the toilet seat. They put it down to poop! LOL

Answer 4

love it! thx!

Answer 5

LMFAO!