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2007-10-01 08:26:54 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

These events are actual events from history. They really happened!
Do you remember? (hint, the answers are all D)

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Her man
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelc hair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mos tly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between t he age s of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Naw, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

2007-10-01 08:26:36 · 19 answers · asked by sisterzeal 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I know only of one that is in I Timothy 5:8.

"But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever."

2007-10-01 08:26:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

ok my Grandmother is very old and is in a mursin home but when i saw her in my dream she was all white and pale didnt know who i was but then again she has alzahmiers does thismean that shes going topass soon. WHy do i dream about my deid mom all the time.

2007-10-01 08:26:12 · 3 answers · asked by jerseygirlprincess 3 in Dream Interpretation

2007-10-01 08:26:12 · 7 answers · asked by Leighton M 1 in Mathematics

this guy pops along to see the doctor. i've got some bad news i'm afraid you've got HBV 764,you'll be dead by tomorrow.

off goes the man back home . well love said his mum what did the doctor say. he said i've got HBV 764 i'll be dead in 24hrs. oh what a shame . A SHAME, A SHAME he says. never mind come down the bingo hall for a few games, you'll like that

so off they go down the bingo. this lad wins everything ,four corners ,diagonales, full house . the national game comes up ,he wins that. the bingo caller goes over to him and says.
son i've been a caller for 30 yrs and never seen anybody as lucky as you.
LUCKY, LUCKY says the lad i've got HBV 764.
f**k me says the bingo caller you've only won the bloody raffle as well

2007-10-01 08:26:08 · 5 answers · asked by boris the spider 5 in Jokes & Riddles

volleyball

2007-10-01 08:26:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Unions allowed Legal Marraige?

Why was Adultery- Grounds for Divorce?

Why was (In GOD WE TRUST put on our currency?
Why were the Ten Commandments in the Courthouse?

Why were so many public sites Religious Statues promoting GOD

What types of principles are these???

2007-10-01 08:25:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I had sex twice yesterday, the first time protected and the second time he pulled away. I tend to worry a lot and I am considering taking the next day pill. Am i panicking or should I do it?

2007-10-01 08:25:49 · 12 answers · asked by ABC 2 in Women's Health

Once upon a time they were the Strongest team but why not today?

I dont wana ask why arent they playing well cus every team faces this kind of situations MOST OF THE TIME, but wanna ask what do they have to do to come back to normal because day by day they are going down & down...

Dont they realise their mistakes & work hard???

Even the Westindies team...

What could make them work hard & play well???

2007-10-01 08:25:44 · 8 answers · asked by Nafeez Nash 6 in Cricket

its circle, corroded on

2007-10-01 08:25:39 · 4 answers · asked by Zombie Indica 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

its basic algebra but its been so long.

2007-10-01 08:25:37 · 8 answers · asked by Daniel S 1 in Mathematics

Coke

2007-10-01 08:25:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it possible to put our petty differences behind us, to truly focus on the big picture? The color of our skin does not create a threat. Why are we so wrapped up with racism in our country when we should be focusing on illegal immigration, and politics? White people-- Black people aren't taking your jobs. Black people-- Whites do not look down on you for your heritage. Illegals are taking our jobs and they are looking down on you for your heritage. We are all americans, that is our heritage, and illegals are coming over and exploiting the land we worked so hard to preserve. Turning on eachother is not going to regain the rights we deserve. Can we unite and form a strong, invincible union?

2007-10-01 08:24:52 · 10 answers · asked by Tesla Girl is Rokken with Dokken 5 in Immigration

2007-10-01 08:24:52 · 12 answers · asked by Melissa W 2 in Investing

2007-10-01 08:24:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ladies, do you like wearing shoes that show off your toe clevage? Does it make you feel sexy?

2007-10-01 08:24:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

BBQ

2007-10-01 08:24:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is jesus god or the son of god . and if he is either way that means hes a god. so how can a god die.

2007-10-01 08:24:48 · 23 answers · asked by Lile J 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-01 08:24:47 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My best friend is a complete drunkard since last 8 years.
Now-a-days he is drinking too much.
How can I help him control / stop his addiction?

2007-10-01 08:24:38 · 10 answers · asked by Yarla . 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

By mistake I have installed two antivirus into my computer, My computer now doenot obey in command. Some it doesnot even respones at all. I have tried to unistall the antivirus programme but no response.The machine is stand still.Pls I need help my. What is wrongwith my system

2007-10-01 08:24:36 · 4 answers · asked by Happy life 1 in Software

…Jesus in the past 2 months?

Please provide supporting scripture where the prophet of Christianity advocates this as well.


This is an opportunity for those of you who continuously insist that radical Christians are just as dangerous to prove it with facts and numbers.


Islamic Terror Attacks by Muslims in the name of Allah for the Past 2 Months:

Number of Countries in which attacks by Muslims in the name of Allah occurred: 23
Number killed by Muslims in the name of Allah: 2985
Number Injured by Muslims in the name of Allah: 4609
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com

2007-10-01 08:24:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I thought it was my dog, but he was laying in the floor. I don't know what is going on. This is so weird. It wasnt scary or anything, it was just strange. I didn't feel like terrified. I just don't know what to think.

2007-10-01 08:24:17 · 8 answers · asked by hazardousromantic 2 in Psychology

2007-10-01 08:24:12 · 4 answers · asked by minniemoe 1 in Mathematics

2007-10-01 08:24:07 · 14 answers · asked by Linz ♥ VT 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 08:23:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for a good love story to get absorbed in. I'm not really into those Harlequin paperback types; I like something more realistic and contemporary. I have read a few Nicholas Sparks and I liked a couple, so I don't need any of those recommended. My favorite love story is a little novella called "The Falconer" by Elaine Clark McCarthy. I also like "The Hottest State" by Ethan Hawke and Nick Hornsby's "High Fidelity." (Which I read both before the movies were ever made). I suppose I'd be open to something with a sci-fi or fantasy element. (I do like time travel stuff) But mostly I'm looking for something more contemporary. And nothing too explicit or raunchy please. In fact if there is a good Christian fiction love story out there let me know the title! Thanks!

2007-10-01 08:23:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

I have all four of mine and they are all the through and in good shape. Dentist is trying to tell me to remove them. Cha Ching! My theory is if it ain't broke don't fix it. I see the dentist every 6 months and no cavities even in the wisdom teeth. Any similar situations?

2007-10-01 08:23:51 · 6 answers · asked by caligirl 2 in Dental