this guy pops along to see the doctor. i've got some bad news i'm afraid you've got HBV 764,you'll be dead by tomorrow.
off goes the man back home . well love said his mum what did the doctor say. he said i've got HBV 764 i'll be dead in 24hrs. oh what a shame . A SHAME, A SHAME he says. never mind come down the bingo hall for a few games, you'll like that
so off they go down the bingo. this lad wins everything ,four corners ,diagonales, full house . the national game comes up ,he wins that. the bingo caller goes over to him and says.
son i've been a caller for 30 yrs and never seen anybody as lucky as you.
LUCKY, LUCKY says the lad i've got HBV 764.
f**k me says the bingo caller you've only won the bloody raffle as well
2007-10-01
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