All categories - 28 September 2007

Least painful, or what you'd infer to be least painful. Unless you're a masochist, of course. Then you're hella disqualified from answering.

1) Smashed right in the damn sternum by a Mike Tyson [circa '88] right hook

B) Roundhouse kicked to the side of your face by Chuck Norris [circa '86]

III) Being shot in the nads (or chacha, if you're a chick) at point-blank range by that big-a55 gun from Assault (American Gladiators) [circa '94]. By like Turbo or somebody. Someone with a mullet, definitely.

What say you?

2007-09-28 11:22:35 · 27 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hes punkish,he has black flippy hair, he is so romantic(he once wrote me a note that says he loves me so much) his hug makes me feel safe cause he hugs so tight!! wat do you think and he wrote I love Cinderella on his hand today 4 all to see!!! :D well...

2007-09-28 11:22:33 · 28 answers · asked by I Love Walter!!! 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-09-28 11:22:27 · 4 answers · asked by George S 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Thnks 2 every1 who answered my first set of questions. However, some people answers became a bit personal and I felt like I offended some people. So for this one be str8 and personal, hostile if u want, angry if you are...Just like how we knw that each country has a type of currency or that purple is known as a color. Isn't time to knw the rights for gays?...Open floor...say w/e is on ur mind about gays...n give a lil background of country, belief, sex, orientation...once again these are all optionals....This is still for my essay that I will be working on....so help me out plz!!

2007-09-28 11:22:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

man goes to vet and askes if anything can be done for his dog which has cross eyes...the vet picks up the dog and checks him carefully...."i will have to put him down "he says after the examination...
"what "says his owner "just because of his squint..?"
"no "replies the vet "hes getting heavy"....

2007-09-28 11:22:10 · 25 answers · asked by notgnal 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I just got my first job, as a cashier, about a week ago. I haven't gotten my first check yet,so is it too late to change the single and 1 thing to single and 0? What's the difference? I didn't really know what to put at the time, so I just put single and one, but my mom says I should have put single and 0? Why?

2007-09-28 11:22:10 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Kay 4 in United States

do you think Gwen Stafani was better as the lead singer in "No Doubt" or do you think she is better solo???

2007-09-28 11:21:59 · 16 answers · asked by HUGS NOT DRUGS!!! 2 in Celebrities

Its sounds like it in the speech he gave recently. DFo you think we'll have a world war three?

2007-09-28 11:21:44 · 7 answers · asked by Nessa 4 in Current Events

2007-09-28 11:21:42 · 15 answers · asked by nasus858 1 in Military

I buy my son brand new clothes, so he has nice stuff to wear to school. He goes to his dad's every Thursday after school. His dad keeps the good clothes I send him in and sends him back to my house in clothes that are either too small, or have rips and stains. My son said that his dad hides the clothes so he can't bring them back. What can I do? I live in Ontario and every lawyer I have talked to said the judge will say that the clothes belong to my son not me. I can't afford to keep buying new clothes for him, and I am not dressing him in grubby clothing just because his dad has mental issues. I really need help with this, any suggestion would be greatly appreciated!!!!

2007-09-28 11:21:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

sort them out a bit

2007-09-28 11:21:38 · 22 answers · asked by ozzysheeplover 3 in Military

2007-09-28 11:21:24 · 21 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

school trip next june

2007-09-28 11:21:19 · 38 answers · asked by katrinahannam@btinternet.com 1 in Packing & Preparation

Hello,

I have a fairly new site and need some help with spam. I did all the SEO stuff and submitted to various directories, have a few sponsored spots, and a PPC campaig at Yahoo! The daily hits are steadily growing, along with some growing pains. I have contact us page that sends an email to myname@mysite.com (example) whenever someone fills it out. But I have noticed a steady inflow of spam over the past few days. How can I stop this? I have seen various sites that have similar forms that require a certain text to be filled in a box, and that text has to be the same as the text on an image right next to the box. I’ll appreciate it if anyone can refer me to a simple script that can create images with text on them. I have designed my site using asp.

Thank you in advance.


Regards,

Mike

2007-09-28 11:21:19 · 2 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Programming & Design

It has something to do with commuter trains. I believe it stands for Automatic Train Stop. What is it for?

2007-09-28 11:21:06 · 3 answers · asked by Timothy Y 3 in Rail

Or is it just another game that you and I pretend to play?

All the people tell me so...but what do all the people know? =D

2007-09-28 11:21:04 · 11 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 in Polls & Surveys

Who supports Britney Spears? Opinions plz..................

2007-09-28 11:20:44 · 10 answers · asked by chocolatte 3 in Polls & Surveys

You got to have faith in Jesus! God created heaven and earth! Also the moon stars sun plants trees oceans lakes and every other living thing! He also created people! Thats your proof! Also you have to have faith and believe! Jesus is the beginning and the end! He is the first and the last! Jesus gives life! satan gives only death! Do you want to loose your soul to hell forever. Or save your soul to heaven with Jesus our Savior! praying for the lost! The ones that are saved by the blood of Jesus has life! The ones that are lost has everything to loose there soul! Jesus loves you! Pray and hope you will get saved! God bless you all!

2007-09-28 11:20:26 · 29 answers · asked by ANGEL HORSE 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-28 11:20:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

Apparently it's quite common in Ohio.6 a day.

2007-09-28 11:20:16 · 11 answers · asked by Equal Animal 5 in Polls & Surveys

How do you get rid of that shaded box around the text of the Windows XP desktop icons? When all my computers were new, there were no shaded box around the text, now all my computers have that shaded box around the text. What did I do to get this?

2007-09-28 11:20:00 · 2 answers · asked by mr. wong 4 in Desktops

2007-09-28 11:19:59 · 3 answers · asked by will j 1 in Software

Im really nervous
cus she is realllly pretty
and I don't wanna mess up
my stomach is in a knot
and I gotta meet her dad
TIPS PLEASE

2007-09-28 11:19:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-09-28 11:19:23 · 8 answers · asked by <3 my nut brown maiden 1 in Other - Television

I love Whoppers. They are so good with extra pickles, but NO CHEESE. what do you like?

2007-09-28 11:19:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fast Food

Amira
Amaya
Felicity
Piper
Phoebe
Skylar
Aurelia
Molly
Mazie
Mathilda

Mason
Parker
Myles
Wyatt
Silas
Jaxon
Everett

2007-09-28 11:19:07 · 53 answers · asked by BooBoo 1 in Baby Names

2007-09-28 11:19:01 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Or not

2007-09-28 11:18:59 · 22 answers · asked by Cowgirl lost seahorse 6 in Polls & Surveys

And do I get put on some sort of mail-out list if I'm at least partially successful?

2007-09-28 11:18:49 · 2 answers · asked by Abyss Child X 5 in Polls & Surveys

From what I hear, it's full of half-naked guys sweating and being whipped.
I'm not seeing the downside...
:)

2007-09-28 11:18:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender