Least painful, or what you'd infer to be least painful. Unless you're a masochist, of course. Then you're hella disqualified from answering.
1) Smashed right in the damn sternum by a Mike Tyson [circa '88] right hook
B) Roundhouse kicked to the side of your face by Chuck Norris [circa '86]
III) Being shot in the nads (or chacha, if you're a chick) at point-blank range by that big-a55 gun from Assault (American Gladiators) [circa '94]. By like Turbo or somebody. Someone with a mullet, definitely.
What say you?
2007-09-28 11:22:35 · 27 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That wasn't one of the choices, Jack. You SOB.
2007-09-28 11:26:00 · update #1
Aww, I'm sorry about that, Fro. You should rectify that tonight by nailing the first guy you see at exactly 9:00pm. That'll make it all better.
2007-09-28 11:32:27 · update #2
Did you just make that up, Star? I believe you did. I'm gonna roll over to my good friend Wikipedia to investigizzle...
2007-09-28 11:45:40 · update #3
What about upper sternum, Star? No boobs there! Well, usually.
2007-09-29 08:24:38 · update #4
Easily B.
Why? Because Chuck Norris is the shitt!
And even though I like my face, I think my lungs, heart and reproductive organs are a little more important.
2007-09-28 11:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-28 18:25:33 · answer #2 · answered by Ax. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-28 18:25:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris.
2007-09-28 18:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would take the shot to the junk! The other alternatives might be devastating. A hit to the nads is nothing when compared to the damage the other two would inflict, lol. The first two choices would most definitely leave lasting damage, the latter would just be painful for a while.
2007-09-28 18:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by Ronnie Y 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll take getting shot in the nuts for $500, Alex!
The first two are painful! A Mike Tyson shot would leave you brain-damaged. A kick from Chuck Norris would leave your ear-drums bleeding. Getting shot in the nuts wouldn't hurt. You can easily recover from that! If you get shot by a bullet, A REAL BULLET, well, that's a different story!
2007-09-28 18:29:02 · answer #6 · answered by Nate 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Smashed by Mike Tyson. We chicks have extra protection in the sternum area...
2007-09-28 18:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'll take B
Chuck Norris isent real!
He is a government invention like Delaware!
2007-09-28 18:25:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
DEFINATELY Chuck Norris.
2007-09-28 18:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by gamegeek118 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Norris, hands down.
Walker, Texas Ranger ain't so tough. I think I could take him.
2007-09-28 18:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by Rache 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋