man goes to vet and askes if anything can be done for his dog which has cross eyes...the vet picks up the dog and checks him carefully...."i will have to put him down "he says after the examination...
"what "says his owner "just because of his squint..?"
"no "replies the vet "hes getting heavy"....
2007-09-28 11:22:10 · 25 answers · asked by notgnal 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ray Charles got a cheese grater for Christmas.
he said its the most violent book he has every read.
2007-09-28 11:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by jordan_white69 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Sort of but you don't need the whole eye thing in there just say the vet examined him and had to put him down
2007-09-28 18:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by livleigh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was quite a good one- much more than can be said for most of them on this page.
2007-09-29 05:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-28 18:25:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
I got trown out of B&Q last week. I was in the garden section when a man said to me do you want decking? so I got the first punch in!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-28 18:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by Phil H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably I need a few more wines, then I suspect I might find that joke hilarious.
2007-09-28 18:26:17 · answer #6 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard that a while ago but it still made me laugh cheers have a good weekend
2007-09-28 18:25:42 · answer #7 · answered by angel 36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure that was a joke? I just peed meeeeself and if yall were hur it hhwood have bin yo face ;-P mmmmm
2007-09-28 18:27:03 · answer #8 · answered by fawkesthephoenix 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha funny one!
tell more jokes and ill gve you a star!!
2007-09-29 17:24:09 · answer #9 · answered by Blonde-Thoughts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that is funny, i was reading it and said arhhh poor thing then read the end and cracked up..... its the way you tell em!!! lol
2007-09-28 18:28:25 · answer #10 · answered by Deb S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋