A burglar was creeping around a darkened house in the middle of the night.
He hears a voice call out, "Jesus is watching you."
He freezes in his tracks, but hears no more, so he goes back to his pilfering.
Then again, the voice in the darkness, "Jesus is watching you."
He decides to risk his flashlight and scans the room. It settles upon a parrot in a cage.
The parrot blinks and repeats, "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar asks, "What's your name, bird?"
The parrot responds, "My name is Moses."
The burglar then asks, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot's reply:
"The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiller 'Jesus'."
2007-09-26
06:33:21
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