A burglar was creeping around a darkened house in the middle of the night.
He hears a voice call out, "Jesus is watching you."
He freezes in his tracks, but hears no more, so he goes back to his pilfering.
Then again, the voice in the darkness, "Jesus is watching you."
He decides to risk his flashlight and scans the room. It settles upon a parrot in a cage.
The parrot blinks and repeats, "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar asks, "What's your name, bird?"
The parrot responds, "My name is Moses."
The burglar then asks, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot's reply:
"The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiller 'Jesus'."
2007-09-26 06:33:21 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Okay, I hardly ever read jokes. I am not a joke person but I Loved this one! Made me laugh out loud. I don't do that abbreviation thing.
2007-09-26 06:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's pretty good. I made a joke the other day at a ball game in DC, because Jesus Flores was at bat, I turned to the person next to me and said, Looks like the Phillies don't stand a chance, since you have Jesus on your team! But the woman turned to me and said with a deadly serious look on her face, His name is "HEY_ZEUS!"
2007-09-26 08:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaah
2007-09-26 06:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Honeychurch 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't own a parrot or a Rottweiler, therefore I don't find this amusing.
2007-09-26 06:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. We own a rotti/husky mix named Angel so it really hit home lol. I wonder if we could change it to an angel is watching you?
2007-09-26 06:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by Lostlove 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ~ Thank you William, That, was great
You are a sweetheart
Have a wonderful day
2007-09-26 06:57:13 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea / Princess Bitchalot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks! I needed that! My favorite kind of joke! The kind that - right after the 'penny drops' there's a sudden chill near your spine, and your mind goes... "oh." I love it! }:>
2007-09-26 15:03:59 · answer #7 · answered by Ja'aj };> 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! I like it! You get a star from me :~)
2007-09-26 06:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by Slipped Halo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wooohooo! Love it guy!
2007-09-26 14:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard that one, but forgot the punch line so it was funny again.
2007-09-26 06:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by Josh 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋