A man went to the doctors one day. After meeting and greeting the doctor, the doctor asked him, 'so what is the problem?'.
The man replied, 'when i pull down my pants you have to promise not to laugh'.
The doctor looked at him and said, 'ofcourse i promise, this is my job, i wouldn't dare laugh at any of my patients'.
So the man pulled down his pants and there it was, his little thing was the size of a small AAA battery. The couldn't help it and started laughing, he laughed soo much that he fell down on his knees, laughed and laughed, then finally pulled himself together and got him self up.
The man stood there looking embarrsed and shocked.
'sorry, i am so sorry i couldn't help it, promise nothing like this will happen ever agian. now tell me what is the problem with it?' said the doc.
'well it's swollen', replied the man.
2007-09-05
23:47:36
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