All categories - 23 August 2007

2007-08-23 21:49:39 · 8 answers · asked by chefnickr 1 in Family

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.

They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

2007-08-23 21:49:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

all he wants to do is sleep and hide under the wood chip stuff!
i cant get him to eat && he sits there and scratches at the tank and bangs him self on the tank!!!
what do i do???
what does this mean?!
is he okay???
im really worried about him so i just need an answer so i know if hes okay... please answer
thank you your help will be appreciated!!!
-tia

2007-08-23 21:49:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

2007-08-23 21:49:14 · 17 answers · asked by Angel v 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-08-23 21:49:04 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-23 21:49:03 · 17 answers · asked by sairam y 2 in Philosophy

I don't understand it!!! I must know! lol thanks for ur answers.

2007-08-23 21:48:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

I have this question on my 360 profile but no one has answered yet. The most profound analyzation gets 10 pts!

2007-08-23 21:48:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

The chicken, bacon, and lamb legs cooked fine, but the pork chops just won't cook! I am thinking my oven might be broken. How can I fix this?

2007-08-23 21:47:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

2007-08-23 21:47:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am upgrading from 256Mb of PC2100 to 2x512Mb of PC3200 memory. Happy to do into the BIOS and adjust settings, if I knew the correct ones to adjust. HP do not have a BIOS update for this machine.

2007-08-23 21:47:34 · 6 answers · asked by Concerned 1 in Desktops

How much would you say a 1966 mustang convertible, all original, with a straight six. the whole car is in mint condition is worth only 90,000 miles?

2007-08-23 21:47:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Ford

British monarch was and how they were appointed? i.e who decided one person should 'rule the land'??

2007-08-23 21:47:27 · 8 answers · asked by Kirsty 4 in History

I constantly dream of becoming God. But it isn't a simple wish, it is a dedicated effort. Do I just crave great power? Am I insane? Am I even alone? I'd like to think that with some great dedication, combined with future technologies, I could have the power of an almighty deity. Is it wrong to want to become God?

2007-08-23 21:47:02 · 19 answers · asked by Redmondinator 3 in Religion & Spirituality

"Every love faces certain examination, but at present syllabus has been changed from expression of love to demonstration of money power." Is it true? If yes, why? If not, criticsize it with arguments.

2007-08-23 21:46:20 · 4 answers · asked by abanti 1 in Philosophy

hi, there
my bf is now back to his country coz his dad is very sick i respect that but we made a committment that we both gonna work in canada together. he's from indonesia and i am from thailand. i am waiting for here in canada and i want him to come bk but i know its selfish to say that when his dad is very sick ..but i am missing him and am so afraid if he wont come bk anymore for whatever reason. i try to stick with the fact but i still hav some hope if he could come bk ...i always told me i wil come bk after things settle down but his dad's sickness got worsen...i miss him though...we didnt even had chance to go travel together nor anything special...

2007-08-23 21:46:07 · 4 answers · asked by LC 2 in Singles & Dating

Where can i find some information about building (step by step) an aeroplane.. a simple one, like a microlite.. say using some wood?

2007-08-23 21:44:58 · 3 answers · asked by NEO 1 in Aircraft

illinois has a statewide smoking ban, starting jan 1st 08. i am a non-smoker myself, and do not agree with it. I believe if anything, each establishment should have to set up and maintain smoke eaters, to the square foot of their rooms. Poolhalls and bars with tables and without tables, cannot take this hit! i know a few of my really good friends who enjoy playing, will stay at home and play, so they can have their cigs. There are many many small hometown bars, which i see them loosing 75% of their business because of this. I know some will say, they can stepoutside and smoke, which is true, but for the trouble of going outside every 15 minutes, fighting the weather, unsafe outside at some places. People will get tired of that, and make a habit of staying home, or to a friends house. What about leagues? At 1996 us open, i bet more than 1/2 of the players stood outside, just to smoke everyday. can billiards take another hit at this point in struggling time. What will happen to bca pop?

2007-08-23 21:44:53 · 8 answers · asked by propoolbound 3 in Snooker & Pool

2007-08-23 21:44:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Australia

What was the whole scare all about when the year 2000 came?

2007-08-23 21:44:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Monitors

"Religion is the supreme belief of person." Define. What is its subject wheter god or humanity or both? Discuss.

2007-08-23 21:43:47 · 5 answers · asked by abanti 1 in Philosophy

2007-08-23 21:43:40 · 13 answers · asked by MoM 3 in Polls & Surveys

I want to help America as much as I can. Part of that is buying a vehicle that helps the American economy.

Would it be better to purchase a Foreign brand with American parts or an American car with many foreign parts and foreign assembly?

For Example: Toyota Camry with almost 100% American parts and American assembled versus the Saturn Vue that is assembled in Mexico with many Mexican parts.

2007-08-23 21:43:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

2007-08-23 21:43:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

A Broke blonde decides to ask God for help.
"Dear Lord," she prays, "If I dont get some cash, Im gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesnt win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak. "Sweetheart, work with me on this," He says. "Buy a ticket!"

*STAR IF YOU LIKE:-)

2007-08-23 21:42:46 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I mean : how Italian people use this word ?

2007-08-23 21:41:52 · 5 answers · asked by citizen high 6 in Languages

espn just reported vick is admitting to being present at dog fights and is submitting a guilty plea to the conspiracy charge only.not gambling or animal cruelty or killing any dogs.for this plea he will get a 1 year sentence at a federal country club resort..ooppss i mean federal prison.is he getting off easy?

2007-08-23 21:41:38 · 16 answers · asked by #1 NFL FAN 5 in Football (American)

how can i put a value from a JFrame to a textfield in another JFrame? For example, the value is in MainGUI JFrame and i want to put the value in MainGUI to the textfield in ComputeGUI JFrame...tnx...

2007-08-23 21:40:06 · 2 answers · asked by ♥♫HiKaRu_ShiDoU♫♥ 3 in Programming & Design

My 14 yr old son was 5 minutes late for his 7pm curfew do u think this is a suitable punishment:
he must be diapered 24hrs a day and be treated like a baby..including drinking from a bottle, baby looking clothes when we go out and just a diaper at home, speaking like a baby, must crawl no walking etc.

2007-08-23 21:40:06 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

Which is the worst and why?

2007-08-23 21:39:46 · 3 answers · asked by Hazy H 2 in Cameras