A Broke blonde decides to ask God for help.
"Dear Lord," she prays, "If I dont get some cash, Im gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesnt win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak. "Sweetheart, work with me on this," He says. "Buy a ticket!"
*STAR IF YOU LIKE:-)
2007-08-23 21:42:46 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cheers Mercia made me smile. ;)
2007-08-23 21:45:24 · answer #1 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wha, i thought she had no money, how can you buy a ticket if you have no money?
You would think god the creator of all would know this.
Funny still.
2007-08-23 23:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by Jammin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boooo, heard it before, and the "sweethart" part was lame, god doesnt talk like that, put in a politically correct joke if you can next time, maybe a bout a random someone or something
2007-08-23 21:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by Man 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny at all im blonde n i dont find blonde jokes funny
2007-08-23 21:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh shoot dat was hot. she wanted 2 win without buying a ticket is she stupid? oh yeah i forgot shes a blond.
2007-08-25 01:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by ihottie32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So did you buy the the ticket after all
JOKE is meant for ppl to laugh no offense
CHEERS!!!
2007-08-23 21:50:20 · answer #6 · answered by Geek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will not star. It is alright for us to make fun of us, not for those not like us. Very poor taste to score points from trying to fit in!
2007-08-23 21:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by bottle babe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quite funny actually lol hehe.
2007-08-23 21:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA is god talking to alive people?? GOod one
2007-08-23 21:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by all are best answers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, according to Dogma, her head must now explode...
still, a good joke
2007-08-23 22:01:17 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋