Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
2007-08-23 21:49:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-23 21:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by all are best answers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more of a story than a joke, but nice catch. i really enjoyed it
2007-08-23 21:55:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lololol humorous. ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? a woman grew to become into walking to college whilst a prior guy reported as her "good day woman are you able to climb up this tree and get me the fruit i will pay u a dollar each". it grew to become into fairly early so the girl agreed. this happened for 3 days. on the 0.33 day, she went domicile telling her mom "good day mom this guy gave me a dollar for each fruit i plucked". her mom went "are you stupid? he merely desire to work out your undies!!!!!" and the girl reported.... "phew it fairly is fortunate i did no longer positioned on any!!!"
2016-10-09 04:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got me to chuckle!!
2007-08-23 21:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Brain Vadder aka Darth Fool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yikes! some fine tuning needs to be done, plus fire your writers!
2007-08-23 21:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by SAM R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yah... a bit... Ü Are all blondes really that dumb? Well, that's another question, isn't it?
2007-08-23 22:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by cru 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell you but i don't like long jokes
2007-08-23 21:56:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
its not really funny but its quite enjoyable :D
2007-08-23 21:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by Leanne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will have the 2points and say that its not good to make jokes about ppl
2007-08-23 21:55:16 · answer #9 · answered by Mo AB 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahaha
good one
2007-08-23 22:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋