Hannah tells her new husband "You know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about s*x. Can you explain it to me first?"
"Ok sweetheart," said Jim. Putting it simply we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'.So what we do is; put the prisoner in the prison."
And then they make love for the first time.
Afterwards Jim is lying face up on the bed smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, Jim darling the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles,"Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time Jim reaches for his cigarettes but Hannah, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile. "Darling, the prisoner is out again!"
Jim rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards he lies back on the bed totally exhausted.
Hannah nudges him again.
Limply turning his head,he shouts at her, "It's not a life sentence,OKAY!"
2007-08-23
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