Hannah tells her new husband "You know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about s*x. Can you explain it to me first?"
"Ok sweetheart," said Jim. Putting it simply we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'.So what we do is; put the prisoner in the prison."
And then they make love for the first time.
Afterwards Jim is lying face up on the bed smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, Jim darling the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles,"Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time Jim reaches for his cigarettes but Hannah, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile. "Darling, the prisoner is out again!"
Jim rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards he lies back on the bed totally exhausted.
Hannah nudges him again.
Limply turning his head,he shouts at her, "It's not a life sentence,OKAY!"
2007-08-23 21:16:12 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aah be jeezus that was funny so it was
2007-08-23 21:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was a little long for the punchline but i did smirk a bit.
funny scale 1-10
6
2007-08-23 21:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by Erik C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a smile out of me.
2007-08-23 21:21:02 · answer #3 · answered by cafegroundzero 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 01:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahahaahaaaaa
cool 1 man
2007-08-23 21:22:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was on par with the rest of your jokes! So not very funny really!
2007-08-23 21:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by Dunk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one but!!! bad explanation for the virgin
2007-08-23 21:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by all are best answers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10
2007-08-25 06:43:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheh not bad!
Good to hear an original!
2007-08-23 21:21:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-08-23 21:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i thought it was pretty good 7/10
2007-08-23 21:21:07 · answer #11 · answered by eno 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋