All categories - 18 August 2007

During the weeks before Amy's wedding, she was terribly anxious about making some mistakes at the ceremony. The minister reassured her several times, pointing out that the service was not difficult and she will do just fine.

"All you have to remember," he said, "is that when you enter the church you walk up the AISLE. The groom and best man will be waiting before the ALTAR. Then I shall request the congregation to sing a HYMN... then we shall get on with the ceremony. All you have to remember is the order in which those things happen and you can't go wrong."

The happy day finally arrived, and the bridegroom waited nervously for his bride to appear.

When she arrived and stood alongside him, he heard her quietly repeating to herself, "Aisle, altar, hymn, aisle, altar, hymn." Or, as it sounded to him, "I'll alter him!"

2007-08-18 18:53:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-18 18:53:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wanna put a video onto a CD from my video camera but i dont know how.

2007-08-18 18:53:34 · 2 answers · asked by ipodkrazy 2 in Camcorders

i just want to make my bf happy so can you give me some advice on what guys like and what they dont like. i know they all are different but they have to all like some things. by the way, hes 16. just little stuff like kissing or sitting on their lap or PDA.

2007-08-18 18:53:21 · 17 answers · asked by Rhiannon F 1 in Singles & Dating

would you rather kiss your girl in front of everyone when you are dancing or just whne you are alone?

2007-08-18 18:53:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

How did 'The Secret' and 'law of attraction' changed small or more important things in your life?

2007-08-18 18:53:00 · 11 answers · asked by Azucar 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Ok, as you may know I am Pro Choice, I think that the choice lies with the parents Not the Government (or rather the Church)

But I am Anti-Abortion when it comes to people (Like my cousin) Using Abortion as a form of "Birth Control" I am Sickened by the thought of Her Aborting 3 of her would be children because she doesn't want to take the pill.

My question is "What are your views on women using Abortion as a form of Birth Control?"

2007-08-18 18:52:50 · 30 answers · asked by Bobby 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-18 18:52:38 · 2 answers · asked by Perry D 1 in Diet & Fitness

if you had to live life as an 8ft tall lizard monster with big teeth.
you knew what would happen if you went outside, the media circus youd cause, plus youd terryfy people, so what do you do?
having been turned into this 8ft lizard with big teeth you stomp through your house or apartment and gaze into the mirror, seeing the horrendously grizzly image before you, do you keep yourself locked away, until god decides to tun you back?

the only benifits of having being turned into this monster would be, you were bullet proof, only 10 rocket launchers could kill you. you could run as fast as a train at full speed, a high speed locamotive.you were given inhuman strenghth...you were now stronger than 30 adult crocodiles put together......your biting power with the huge teeth was 50 tons...
so what do you do now in this new form? would you venture outside or keep yourself locked inside untill god turned you back?

2007-08-18 18:52:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

aah!!! it's crazy!!!! i was just wondering about god and if it's all real and blah... but then the next song that my computer played was: I'd do anything, by simple plan. and the first words it says are: another day is going by, i'm thinking about you all the time, but your out there and i'm here waiting, and i wrote this letter in my head because so many things were left unsaid but now your gone and i can't think straight.

and it relates to me because a very large majourity of my prayres haven't been answered and i always wonder why, and i seemed to think that god was just up there not caring and i was here waiting for him to magically make every thing perfect. and then the letter in my head part... well i prayed to him to give me a sign because so many things from him hadn't "been said" (he hadn't answered me alot of my prayres :s). then the last part: i was questioning god and i wasn't able to tell if he's real or not!!

any one else think this is amazing! my faith is back.. :D

2007-08-18 18:52:34 · 5 answers · asked by awesomely_lame 3 in Religion & Spirituality

We're separated. My husband helps me financially. He
takes me to movies, dinner. We are seeing a counselor.
We've been separated 4 months now. I don't see him coming
running to me and wanting to live together again. Does he
want to take it slow or is it over.I dont know if to continue and
let it run its course or just end the marriage.

2007-08-18 18:52:23 · 12 answers · asked by Mrs. Naive 1 in Marriage & Divorce

http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=25329
http://www.gunownersalliance.com/australia-2.htm
http://www.gunownersalliance.com/Badgrade.htm
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=13168
http://wmsa.net/organizations/AFA/afa040807_nra_betrayal.htm

I have read that the NRA has been selling out gun owners. I am starting to wonder if they may have been infiltrated?

2007-08-18 18:52:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

halp. ;3

2007-08-18 18:52:16 · 1 answers · asked by Llama 1 in Other - Business & Finance

"more similar questions (10,981)"

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542 times it has been asked using that EXACT phrasing.

http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=AvGKYS2pwgRm57ujgJDZYJwjzKIX?p=does+god+exist
15,635 times without that exact phrasing.

QUESTION: Can you find a single question on all of Y!A and a link to the search page to prove it, of a question that has been asked MORE times than this?

2007-08-18 18:52:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Why do GUYS compare WOMEN to CARS....

“Gotta test drive the car before u buy it”

Girls do u MIND?

2007-08-18 18:51:13 · 26 answers · asked by KK 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-08-18 18:51:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've tried frontline plus already.

2007-08-18 18:50:39 · 17 answers · asked by Alex J 1 in Dogs

I am junior in high school.

2007-08-18 18:50:26 · 3 answers · asked by Javster 1 in Financial Aid

I bought this fancy new can opener.......but I can't get the sucker to work! No one else has a problem with it.

2007-08-18 18:50:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here are the lines:

On this night we breathe air.
What makes it so different?
What makes you not care?
Well I wish that we could be the same.
And I wish that you could give up this game.
Don't wanna be one of them.
And so I will say,

Well if I live for a million years.
I would be right there to catch your tears.
And will you get over it this time?
If this the last time?

2007-08-18 18:49:20 · 1 answers · asked by x0x0x0-ASH-0x0x0x 2 in Quotations

Last year I remember the Atheists began to assemble under a gentle snowfall in our quiet and humble little community near the old white church when suddenly there were police everywhere, dragging screaming,swearing, and near hysterical atheists into their squad cars. Later I was told they didn't have the correct permits for a public assembly.
Anyway I didn't get a chance to hear their songs. What songs do you think the Atheists were planning to sing?

2007-08-18 18:49:18 · 9 answers · asked by Bruce Aurora 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Lets say your guy just got a job going into his second paycheck and you both get paid around the same time. He tells you that his broke but your using your money to pay for things. You soon find out that he was not broke. This angers you alot so you kick him out. Giving that their are three kids inbetween you as well, he doesn't put up an argument to stay. Would you be hurt even though you told him to leave? Then he doesn't act hurt leaving the kids? What do you make of this?

2007-08-18 18:49:17 · 5 answers · asked by Promise 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Where do you get your belief from?

2007-08-18 18:49:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

my best friend is getting a divorce. she's been at our house A LOT lately (as you'd expect). BUT, she keeps saying to my husband "do you have a brother just like you?" (he has no siblings). and we went out to dinner tonight and she said "people will probably think i'm your other wife and we're all a happy morman family". my husband went to bed before she left tonight and when she was leaving she stepped just inside the doorway to my bedroom to see if he was in there... here's the thing, i KNOW she's had affairs with married men before... i know she has some low self esteem because of the relationship she's getting out of... AM I BEING PARANOID? these are not the ONLY things she's said... but that's the things she said TODAY.

2007-08-18 18:49:13 · 16 answers · asked by JayneDoe 5 in Marriage & Divorce

So it's the weekend and of course something happens when I can't contact my vet with questions so I thought, a lot of people here have had their cats spayed, I could use some advice...

Just got my 11 month old cat spayed last wed. Everything went well, she ate and drank and wanted to play (which I didn't encourage). Was aggressive for a day or so but that went away...

The incision site looks clean and she stopped chewing on the stitches after the first day (I wasn't given a cone right away which was too bad). She does lick it sporadically but not too much.

But nothing goes without a hitch. The incision site does look swollen. It's not red, it's pink (maybe moreso than rest of her belly) and no oozing from the incision. Sizewise the swelling spreads about half an inch around the incision and is oval shaped. A little bigger on one side. It's firm to the touch and it doesn't seem to be tender, as she let me check it.

I was wondering how much swelling was normal? I'm worried.

Thanks!

2007-08-18 18:49:03 · 9 answers · asked by mad_butler007 2 in Cats

while digging for rocks and gravel do these companies in california find gold?

2007-08-18 18:48:52 · 4 answers · asked by john a 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

Just about every school I drive by, they have a sign that states No Trespassing, why would they be so against it? The only exception around where I live is this Catholic School I went to for Grade School.

Is there a liability issue or do the schools who have the signs have past troubles with vandals damaging their property at night? I just don't understand why its such an issue for some but not others like the Catholic grade school which has no signs about it.

2007-08-18 18:48:26 · 7 answers · asked by jeff_south_bend_78 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-08-18 18:48:13 · 37 answers · asked by brittany_loves_jt 1 in Singles & Dating

It was crowded. The only available space was my seat. One person could've sat down next to me. A girl got on, looked at me and remained standing. Why?

2007-08-18 18:48:01 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My wife's son recently moved in with us after being away for 8 years. His eating habits at his previous home consisted of anything from McDonalds to pizza. Since he's been here, his appetite has been less than good. He's 11 and at that age, loves junk food, but when real nutritious food is given to him, he'll do anything or make up any excuse not to eat it. The food isn't THAT bad since my wife and I eat healthy. What can we do to get him to eat the right foods?

2007-08-18 18:47:55 · 14 answers · asked by creative_distractions_studios 1 in Diet & Fitness