During the weeks before Amy's wedding, she was terribly anxious about making some mistakes at the ceremony. The minister reassured her several times, pointing out that the service was not difficult and she will do just fine.
"All you have to remember," he said, "is that when you enter the church you walk up the AISLE. The groom and best man will be waiting before the ALTAR. Then I shall request the congregation to sing a HYMN... then we shall get on with the ceremony. All you have to remember is the order in which those things happen and you can't go wrong."
The happy day finally arrived, and the bridegroom waited nervously for his bride to appear.
When she arrived and stood alongside him, he heard her quietly repeating to herself, "Aisle, altar, hymn, aisle, altar, hymn." Or, as it sounded to him, "I'll alter him!"
2007-08-18 18:53:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha have a star.
2007-08-18 21:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-19 03:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not 1 of ur best 7/10 x
2007-08-19 07:26:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Chris, Not one of your best!!! Sorry
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-08-19 02:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad a bit early in the morning.
2007-08-19 02:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol.
2007-08-19 01:57:28 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Did he run away, I wonder....
Then she'd sing:
"Run after Hym"
2007-08-19 02:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Mmmmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
& thus there was a groom shaped hole in the wall
2007-08-19 15:21:22 · answer #8 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one Chris.!!!
They always want to change us, lol.!!!
2007-08-19 02:01:17 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-08-19 02:00:46 · answer #10 · answered by Emily D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋