All categories - 2 August 2007

'A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

2007-08-02 13:19:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-02 13:19:38 · 23 answers · asked by BELINDA B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-02 13:19:36 · 6 answers · asked by jimic71 1 in Houston

Do they prossicute on check forgery no matter the amount if it is a VA disablility check?

2007-08-02 13:19:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I don't really care which pitchers are or are not likely to test the market. Hypothetically, if all of them tried Free Agency, who would make the most:
J. Peavy?
C. Zambrano?
C. Young?
J. Santana?
J. Verlander?
Some other young stud I'm forgetting?

2007-08-02 13:19:20 · 14 answers · asked by bpmcwalters 2 in Baseball

ive always had problems interacting with people and, as a result, have a huge amount of social anxiety at age 25. i can be talkative, but am so worried of people thinking i am weird or that they will make fun of me, i just get paralyzed. i have always had a few, low-key close friends but it's hard for me with acquainatnces, extended family, and coworkers. i get bullied at work, esp. i honestly dont know what i do wrong that makes people dislike me so much. i wish i could because i dont want to be depressed or unlikeable. i am a nice person. people say to speak up, be yourself, and not care, but what are you supposed to do if someone says something obnoxious/sarcastic? i always feel embarassed, like im about to cry, and dumb...how do i not care and/or deal with this?

2007-08-02 13:19:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

well if you are maybe you can help mer. im looking for an old school rap song by a male duo and some of the lyrics are are what are we gonna do....what are we goona do with all the ugly girls...we should put them all on thrie own side of world...please help me

2007-08-02 13:19:14 · 7 answers · asked by samone 2 in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-08-02 13:19:08 · 28 answers · asked by WhyNotAskAlice 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Like with different singing styles such as rap, or reagea? To show your realizations of God using modern things, and using modern styles?

2007-08-02 13:19:03 · 16 answers · asked by happy_n_freeone 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-02 13:19:01 · 1 answers · asked by camila h 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

I'm having a 21st birthday party and it'll be a Mardi Gras theme.
But I don't know about the invitations...I need something inexpensive, and unique. Any idea could be help...even if it isn't directly Mardi Gras.

2007-08-02 13:18:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertaining

2007-08-02 13:18:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

I am moving from the UK to the US i hold a full UK licence do i need to get a international one aswell to drive legally in the US or is my UK one okay.

2007-08-02 13:18:57 · 2 answers · asked by I need help 2 in Law & Ethics

2007-08-02 13:18:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

unfortunately, i cant find any good agents here in miami help anyone???

2007-08-02 13:18:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

...in the style of Argentine governments that Bush Sr. advised?

Exactly how evil are these guys, and when do we find out?

2007-08-02 13:18:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I'm super UH right now...[sorry depressed, but I have to borrow your title for a while]

I feel sooo bad..my mom's crying right now..and I feel super bad.....=[[[[[

sorry guys...being online sort of helps me get out of whats going on....is that bad?? using the internet to escape reality?

2007-08-02 13:18:23 · 21 answers · asked by † God's Kitty † 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Do they prossicute on check forgery no matter the amount if it is a VA disablility check?

2007-08-02 13:18:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

HAteful crimes are on the rise in Mexico because of the rise in illegal drug consumption in the U.S.

Since it is virtually impossible for these people to lay off the pipe, homegrown drug lords are increasing at an alarming rate to fulfill these peoples addictions.

Shouldnt be fair for American citizens to pay reparations and consolation fees to EVERY Mexican national living in Mexico?

By the way, an apology would be nice too.

2007-08-02 13:18:00 · 24 answers · asked by Alberto 2 in Immigration

2007-08-02 13:17:52 · 10 answers · asked by Kris. 1 in Polls & Surveys

my friend in the phillipines wants to come and work in the uk. It would be great if they could. they don`t really have alot of money and i can`t really help them either where lies the problem. Of course they can stay with me but thats really it. So i was wondering if they could maybe come and work/study here or i`m not sure what else, guess they`re need visa and flight, just wondering the best way to do this.

2007-08-02 13:17:40 · 5 answers · asked by tomcat 2 in Immigration

Why do they cheat on their wives emotionally..for example..they meet a woman and gets to know her..but doesnt do anything sexual..He just wants to hang out with her and talk...why is that?

2007-08-02 13:17:37 · 21 answers · asked by Shannon 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Please tell me what you think:
Why do guys think that everytime you talk to somebody through IM that you are having an affair?

I understand that this can work vice versa, but this fits the situation.

2007-08-02 13:17:37 · 6 answers · asked by ♫Problem Child♫ 7 in Singles & Dating

im going to a yankees game tommorow and just wanted to know what you thought the chances were of this happening

2007-08-02 13:17:34 · 14 answers · asked by Kelly 2 in Baseball

2007-08-02 13:17:18 · 4 answers · asked by lynn j 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

We have a 2 year old Lab and are looking to adopt a second dog. Any good breeds? Must be good with Babies! Smart!

We are looking for a dog that has a good sense- meaning a good guard dog, but is good with babies/kids.

A medium sized dog would be better than a small dog.

Thanks!

2007-08-02 13:17:16 · 12 answers · asked by D G 2 in Dogs

2007-08-02 13:17:14 · 3 answers · asked by Donna R 1 in Law & Ethics

With new technologies coming up, what do you think?

2007-08-02 13:17:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

how often, what type, fertilizer do i use on my aloe vera plant?

2007-08-02 13:17:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

2007-08-02 13:17:00 · 1 answers · asked by Booger 3 in Women's Health