'A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''
2007-08-02 13:19:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA, dude funniest thing i have heard all day. you are a Joke Genius if you came up with that. Definent 10.
2007-08-02 13:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by Justin C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-08-02 14:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by PsychoxBunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-08-02 13:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by lori 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10!
2007-08-02 14:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by alandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10!
2007-08-02 13:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by luvleebee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 10 for sure! Very Funny!
2007-08-02 14:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by thearthound 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You go, that was really funny, I liked Johnny's question better. GREAT 10
2007-08-02 13:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by candy c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 02:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have already read this joke n everytime it makes me laugh like this bwahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha . and besides little jhonny is my fav character i will give 10/10 plus a bonus of a star . gr8 joke
2007-08-02 13:24:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-02 13:24:52 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋