All categories - 30 July 2007

2007-07-30 06:31:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

2007-07-30 06:31:38 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a kid with really bad acne getting beaten up by bullies and left on the floor, or a hotty who fell from rollerblading?

2007-07-30 06:31:37 · 19 answers · asked by Mike 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-30 06:31:35 · 30 answers · asked by Liberal Populist Democrat 1 in Military

2007-07-30 06:31:33 · 10 answers · asked by Mr. X 4 in Polls & Surveys

The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words.

The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective homes, quite inebriated.

Just as I walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times!

Realizing that my husband would probably wake up to this, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was quit pleased with myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution to cover up my tardiness. Even with my impaired judgment, I could count 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos!

The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, and confidently, I replied, "Midnight...like I promised." He didn't even raise and eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper! Phew! Got away with that one!

After a moment, he then replied, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."

A bit nervously, I asked him why, to which he responded:

"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

2007-07-30 06:31:29 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Rational thought and as long as we elect leaders who lack the ability to think rationally we will continue to have what the Bible offers mankind .
Plagues, famine and Gods WRATH / volcanoes, earthquakes ,storms ,and droughts .
Man has the ability to manage these events more effectively if he only puts down the sword and the bible and begins to deal with the problems at hand .

2007-07-30 06:31:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

My mom told me to buy Gowns to wear at and home from the hospital ...lol...like a mumu, a house gown. shes so old fashioned.

i'm 22 and pretty slim, i dont even know where to buy a gown. i dont really want to be seen in a mumu anyway. I figured some loose sweats and a t-shirt...thats ok right?

2007-07-30 06:31:23 · 14 answers · asked by Not here 2 make friends 5 in Newborn & Baby

2007-07-30 06:31:21 · 4 answers · asked by Shana 1 in Fish

2007-07-30 06:31:07 · 6 answers · asked by Gina449 1 in Financial Aid

2007-07-30 06:30:59 · 25 answers · asked by Flutterby 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does health insurance cover birth control and if not, is it expensive?

2007-07-30 06:30:53 · 9 answers · asked by Jen 1 in Women's Health

If animals are smarter when it comes to certain things? For example they follow Gods plan of mating female & male {not homosexual}, animals protect their young {not murderous parents}, animals don't try and mate with younger animals {not like some pedophiles} and animals don't kill just because {like murderers}. I am not bashing anyone just questioning if anyone else feels similar to the way I do. As the humane race goes we are supposed to be more intelligent and as for these certain subjects animals seem to be showing a higher intellect what are your thoughts?

2007-07-30 06:30:53 · 26 answers · asked by dream 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-30 06:30:51 · 6 answers · asked by out of order 3 in Polls & Surveys

i was thinking to try slimfast is it good do you loose 4 -5 pounds a week how much exercize do you need while doing slimfast

2007-07-30 06:30:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Tell me what you think.....I think the baby boomers will elect Hillary Clinton. This is her weapon to win against Obama.
The baby boomers are older and wiser, plenty in number, will go to the polls and unerstand what this country needs.
Please refrain from using profanity or cutting down dems and Mrs Clinton all you repubs out there, ok?

2007-07-30 06:30:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

I met this guy and we kind of started flirting w/o really being serious because I've been in a really long relationship with my boyfriend and he has a girlfriend. Then we started hanging out and we just can't stop talking to eachother. We talk about everything. We always joke that even though we are really close it doesn't mean anything. But I know I have a crush on this guy and he said that he had a little crush on me. So I just want to know if this guy means it when he says we are just friends or if he's really looking for more like a lot of other people think. I don't want to break up with my boyfriend I just would like to know if he and I are on the same page.

2007-07-30 06:30:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I was just served and have to be in court in two weeks! I have to have one week prior aproval for vacation and that will only leave me one week to speak with an attorey. And I've got to have time to come up with retainer for him! Can I file for a delay?

2007-07-30 06:30:30 · 4 answers · asked by nola_b 2 in Law & Ethics

i have windows live hotmail and when i send a message to someone it says from "Ellz S." and i want it to say "___" how do i change it?

2007-07-30 06:30:29 · 3 answers · asked by bulletprooflonliness 4 in Other - Computers

2007-07-30 06:30:25 · 23 answers · asked by NICOLA G 1 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

Does anybody know of any charities which sell cute shirts as fundraisers, such as To Write Love On Her Arms (TWLOHA)? I am looking to get some cute clothes for a good cause, but I want them to be from less-known charities.

2007-07-30 06:30:24 · 1 answers · asked by No O 3 in Community Service

when did you guys start, i made a mistKE ON MY LAST QUESTION i said moustache but its really only a peach fuzz

2007-07-30 06:30:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

..i think of all the places still unexplored, just waiting to be discovered! think of what lives there!

2007-07-30 06:30:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rowling is not completely clear that Voldemort cast the killing curse and that Harry cast his trademark disarming curse. I have searched Yahoo! Answers but can't find anyone with my theory:
I think H. cast the killing curse because he knew V. would be expecting the disarming curse - H. was cautioned earlier not to make that his trademark. AND V. was loosing confidence that the killing curse would even work on H. - it failed twice before!
I know the paragraph after the curses were cast says that V.'s green jet came from his wand, but it was never clear that only the killing curse was a green jet.
At the beginning of the 4 page dialog between H. and V., H. quotes the prophesy and declares that V. will be the one who dies - to me, that means H. fulling intended to use the killing curse.
V. may not have been convinced that H. was the true master of the Elder wand, but by disarming H. first, it would certainly have ensured him as the master, THEN the killing curse would work.
Theories?...

2007-07-30 06:29:50 · 9 answers · asked by Bruce O 3 in Books & Authors

83 old man with prostate cancer confined to prostate last 10 years. was on casodex , now only taking lupron every 3 months. since january,psa numbers below 1. Since may has started to get fatigued very easily. used to have lots of energy. any suggestions to get back energy. a battery of tests with doctors were negative.

2007-07-30 06:29:47 · 1 answers · asked by tommartella1 1 in Men's Health

trains that run to the bay area

2007-07-30 06:29:46 · 2 answers · asked by geno 1 in Rail

2007-07-30 06:29:44 · 3 answers · asked by irene j 1 in Other - Germany

How deep is your love, Staying Alive. They just don't make good songs, like they use to. LOL

2007-07-30 06:29:41 · 16 answers · asked by That one 7 in Celebrities

..i think of all the places still unexplored, just waiting to be discovered! think of what lives there!

2007-07-30 06:29:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

to. I no nothing about AMD processors

2007-07-30 06:29:32 · 2 answers · asked by chris_pusateri 1 in Desktops